Look! Look at that happy douche! Yeah! Go douche!
Oh, why is he a douche? Because he just wrestled a homerun ball away from the kid to his left. Can’t see the kid? That’s because he’s contorted from having gotten his hands on the ball at about the same time as the happy douche, but then the happy douche twisted the kids arms around in order to get the ball away from him.
If anyone is in the New York area, and you happen to know this happy douche, please text him and tell him to give the ball to the kid.