#newyorker magazine caption contest #355

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

I have a feeling my caption might offend a few people who might see it as sexist.  Oh well.

 

And if this doesn’t stop Farmer Brown, I file for a restraining order.  

or

To counteract the tryptophan, of course.

 

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1. “Can’t you just ignore the polls on this one and go with your instinct?”
Submitted by Paul Olson, Boston, Mass.

2. “Let’s face it. One side of the bed consistently outperforms the other.”
Submitted by Brian Alexander, Brooklyn, N.Y.

3. “Sometimes I wish you would keep your performance targets to yourself.”
Submitted by J. Ott, Los Angeles, Calif.

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7 Responses to #newyorker magazine caption contest #355

  1. Thought this was a really tough one.
    “I just figured I’m on my last legs, I might as well.”

  2. “I heard the farmer’s wife say something about some dressing for the turkey, so I thought I’d help her out”.

  3. “you absolutely hate it, don’t you?”

  4. Mari says:

    haha – so needed this!! sexy turk…

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