I have ranted about remakes, spouted about superheroes, and screamed about sequels, but I have also admitted that they do have value. There are, however, a handful of things that I can no longer tolerate. Some film moments have become so overused that any further attempt to recreate them had better be a joke designed for a film to poke fun at itself. And if it is not an attempt to poke fun, then I may be forced to poke a javelin through the screen – be it big or small, vinyl or plasma – the next time I see any of the following on film.
Six Things I Never Want to See on Film Again. Ever.