#newyorker magazine caption contest #363

January 1, 2013

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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“C’mon.  It’s just my nose.  Not like last week.”

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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

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1.  ”As long as it has four wheels, two headlights, and one steering wheel, we’re happy.”
Submitted by Pavel Cupal, Hastings-on-Hudson, N.Y

2. “It’s a toy!”
Submitted by Gale Davis, Pasadena, Calif

3.  ”Mazda tov!”
Submitted by Aziz El-Tahch, New York, N.Y


#newyorker magazine caption contest #362

December 21, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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Now will you vote for Gore?”

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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

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1.  ”I am from Doctors Without Offices.”
Submitted by David Kempler, Plainview, N.Y

2.  ”Now I’m getting a signal.”
Submitted by Heather Rose Dominic, New York, N.Y.

3.  ”Bad news: you’ve got four blocks to live.”
Submitted by Ed Geis, Portland, Ore.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #361

December 12, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

And – yes – there is something creepy about this one, and I made a caption quickly so I didn’t have to keep looking at it.

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“Batteries included!”

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Also – I didn’t post last week’s cartoon because it wasn’t appearing on my screen for some weird reason.  There was just some kind of symbol in a little box, as if possibly my computer was blocking the image.  Oh well.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #360

December 4, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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“It’s asking me for a password.”

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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

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1.  ”"Crazy people have sat in yours.”
Submitted by Jana McClain, Carnation, Wash.

2.  ”Well, I have to go—my ride is here.”
Submitted by Luam Melake, New York, N.Y.

3.  ”Are there two guys with a couch following me or am I imagining it?”
Submitted by Mary Ann Fitze, Long Beach, Calif.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #358

November 26, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

 

“Okay, Doc.  Where would I like it?”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1.  ”Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement.”
Submitted by Ronald Rubin, Topanga, Calif.

2.  ”I hate our therapist.”
Submitted by Jorn Earl Otte, Mount Hope, W.Va

3.  ”I have the same exact dog.”
Submitted by Steven Baumholtz, Pleasant Valley, N.Y
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#newyorker magazine caption contest #357

November 17, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

 

“Of all the things to ask, you want to know if his name is Jerry?”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1.  ”I’m up here.”
     Submitted by Jake Lane, Dobbs Ferry, N.Y

2.  ”I think the hormones are kicking in.”
     Submitted by Eugene L. Morgulis, Boston, Mass.

3.  ”Don’t laugh—it got my uncle out of the Army.”
     Submitted by Ric Teller, Santa Clarita, Calif.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #356

November 8, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

I have a feeling my caption might offend a few people who might see it as sexist.  Oh well.

 

I still think we should’ve called him “Wishbone.”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1.  ”You’re in luck! It’s cannabis.”
Submitted by Rick Adolph, Naples, Fla.

2.  ”Are you here for your annual or your perennial?”

Submitted by Pete Critelli, Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

3.  ”Just get plenty of water and sunlight.”
Submitted by Erik Mintz, Bronx, N.Y.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #355

October 22, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

I have a feeling my caption might offend a few people who might see it as sexist.  Oh well.

 

And if this doesn’t stop Farmer Brown, I file for a restraining order.  

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To counteract the tryptophan, of course.

 

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1. “Can’t you just ignore the polls on this one and go with your instinct?”
Submitted by Paul Olson, Boston, Mass.

2. “Let’s face it. One side of the bed consistently outperforms the other.”
Submitted by Brian Alexander, Brooklyn, N.Y.

3. “Sometimes I wish you would keep your performance targets to yourself.”
Submitted by J. Ott, Los Angeles, Calif.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #354

October 17, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

 

“I understand your hesitation, but if you won’t let me do the procedure, then you’ll just have to go pluck yourself.”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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#newyorker magazine caption contest #353

October 9, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

“Sorry.  I thought maybe a focus group would help me focus.”

or

“Well, they said to call if it lasts more than four hours.”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

 

1. ”Come on! Do you have any idea how long it took to get through the turnstiles?”
Submitted by Michael Briddon, Cambridge, Mass.

2. ”Sheep Meadow? No, we wanna see the ‘Seinfeld’ diner.”
Submitted by Jon Bander, Astoria, N.Y.

3. ”For your information, I have a client who has a lot of trouble sleeping.”
Submitted by Richard Lee, Santa Monica, Calif.


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