The Campaign – Or, The Biggest Loser

February 23, 2013

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For many years/films I completely disliked Will Ferrell on screen because it seemed that he played every role with the same over-the-top hyper-enthusiasm (see: Old School, Semi Pro, Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers, Talladega Nights, most SNL appearances).  But when Jon Favreau directed him in Elf, Ferrell showed that – with the right director – there was more of an actor inside him, similar to when Paul Mazursky discovered how much more of an actor was inside Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson.  Up until then, most scripts for Williams literally had pages that read “Robin does something funny here.”  It doesn’t work, which is why we have directors.  For the same reason, The Campaign doesn’t work either.

In The Campaign, Ferrell reunites with director Jay Roach (Austin Powers, Meet the Fockers) who not only allows Ferrell and Zach Galinfianakis to improvise too much, he also resorts to the same crude humor prevalent in the Austin Powers films.  I’m no prude.  Dick jokes can be funny, testament being how many times I watch Jackass , but they need to be used sparingly because even a funny dick can wear out its welcome.

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Long-time incumbent North Carolina Congressman Cam Brady (Ferrell) seems to be running unopposed until two egotistical billionaires, the Motch Brothers (Jon Lithgow and Dan Akroyd, in a premise too similar to Trading Places) challenge Brady by financing Marty Huggins, an unlikely political challenger and son of one of their best friends.  Brady is in the mold of that same over-the-top Ferrell, drinking and bullying his way thanks to a sense of entitlement and idiocy brought on by patronizing handlers, while Huggins is more of a church-going, bad-sweater-wearing, effeminate-talking family man.

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From their first public meeting, kind of a Meet the Candidates luncheon, Brady comes out swinging with a video tribute to Huggins that includes pictures of him throughout school years depicting him as an overweight, clumsy oaf.  Despite his inexperience, Huggins does not back down but needs the help of slick campaign manager Tim Wattley (Dylan McDermott) hired by the Motch Brothers, likely based on the Koch Brothers who have tossed millions at the likes of various Republican candidates in the past few elections.  Wattley immediately transforms Huggins’s house, wardrobe, and family into those of a more mainstream candidate.  From there, it’s event after event and major embarrassing gaffe after gaffe.  The polls go up and down like a see-saw thanks to baby punching, dog punching, DWI arrest, one shooting the other, and a sex-filled message on the wrong answering machine.

As I said, I’m no prude.  The scene in which Huggins asks his family to confess anything embarrassing that might be used against him in the campaign is brilliant.  I cried laughing, but that same type of humor was piled on a little too heavy.  It wasn’t a matter of nudity but more about the language and suggestions of what was happening that you didn’t exactly see.  The sex inside the port o’ potty, sex with a woman’s head in a freezer, the sex and sexual imagery in the negative campaign commercials were just plain overkill.  By the time they get to the actual election, I was just hoping it would all get over and done with, and it would have been a perfectly acceptable ending if an ethics committee had disqualified both of them and declared a squirrel as the winner.

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If Roach is going to direct anything more successful than this, he’s going to have to get his head out of the toilet.  Occasionally, we all need a toilet, but only for about four minutes a day and not forty minutes of a film.  The Huggins family confession scene was mostly toilet.  Don’t get me wrong, it was brilliant, but that line of comedy can get old fast.  Another brilliant moment was the housekeeper Mrs. Yao (Karen Maruyama) at the home of Marty’s father, Ron Huggins.  I won’t even hint at what was so funny because it would kill the joke if you ever happen to see it.  I tried to find it on YouTube but no go.  It’s only a few seconds, it’s genius, but it’s not worth paying a rental fee.

The Campaign is supposed to make fun of actual mudslinging that takes place during the nastiest of political seasons, and there is probably more truth to this film than I realize.  If that’s what you’re looking for, I would recommend Primary Colors with John Travolta, Emma Thompson, Kathy Bates (Best Supporting Actress nominee), and Billy Bob Thornton and directed by Mike Nichols (The Birdcage, The Graduate).  As for The Campaign, it’s a two-joke movie when you only have time for one.

Teacher gives it a D.


#fridayfictioneers via rochelle – 1/25

January 24, 2013

Every Wednesday Roughskin Wisoff-Fields posts a picture prompt to challenge writers to create a 100-word story or poem or anything that works for you.  After you post your work on your blog,  go back to her site and add a link to your post on her Friday Fictioneers post.  Place.  Page.

I’m going to try to keep up with this, as should you.  Give it a shot.  I prefer to stick to 100 words, but she doesn’t mind either way.  Not everyone has the time to sit and write, revise, edit, revise, edit, etc. until getting it down to 100 and telling everything you want to tell.

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Lunchtime in Florida

“Lookit the chest on the blue one!”

“Red bikini got perfect legs.”

“Legs?”

“Yeah.”

“Legs are okay, but I love a big rack.  Watch ‘em bounce when she runs to the water.  Nature’s built-in buoys.”

“You got issues.  Think about where those legs go.  That soft, round, fleshy-”

“You’re into butts?  I thought you meant something else.”

“Wanna get that soft spot.  Can’t wait to taste me some juicy-”

“Shhh.  Calm down.  She’s coming.”

Me calm down?”

“Dude, you’re scaring them.  You come on too strong.”

“Relax.  It’s SpringBreak.  They’re everywhere.  And I’m hungry.”

Two sharks lurked beyond the breakers…

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100 words


#newyorker magazine caption contest #366

January 23, 2013

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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“I dunno, Phil.  I think your tip expectations are a little too high.”

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#fridayfictioneers via rochelle – 1/18

January 17, 2013

Every Wednesday Rickety Wisoff-Fields posts a picture prompt to challenge writers to create a 100-word story or poem or anything that works for you.  After you post your work on your blog,  go back to her site and add a link to your post on her Friday Fictioneers post.  Place.  Page.

I’m going to try to keep up with this, as should you.  Give it a shot.  I prefer to stick to 100 words, but she doesn’t mind either way.  Not everyone has the time to sit and write, revise, edit, revise, edit, etc. until getting it down to 100 and telling everything you want to tell.

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Phone Call

“Hello?” said a raspy growl, putting down crayons.

“Afternoon, Sir.  I’m calling on behalf of-”

“Half of what?”

“Sir?”

“Half a sandwich?”

“No.  On beHALF.  I’m with the National Association-”

“Location?  In the living room.  Where are you?”

“No, Sir.  I’m calling on be-.  I’m calling for-.  (exhale)  We’re trying to raise money for-”

“Money?  Sure.  I’ll take some money.  Whatcha got?”

“No, Sir.  Would you like to donate-”

“I LOVE doughnuts!”

“Certainly, but children in town need-”

“Let ‘em get their own damn donuts!”

“No, Sir.  I’m-”

From the kitchen.  “Jimmy.  Who’s on the phone?”

*click*

“Wrong number, Mom.”

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100 words


#newyorker magazine caption contest #363

January 1, 2013

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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“C’mon.  It’s just my nose.  Not like last week.”

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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

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1.  ”As long as it has four wheels, two headlights, and one steering wheel, we’re happy.”
Submitted by Pavel Cupal, Hastings-on-Hudson, N.Y

2. “It’s a toy!”
Submitted by Gale Davis, Pasadena, Calif

3.  ”Mazda tov!”
Submitted by Aziz El-Tahch, New York, N.Y


#newyorker magazine caption contest #362

December 21, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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Now will you vote for Gore?”

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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

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1.  ”I am from Doctors Without Offices.”
Submitted by David Kempler, Plainview, N.Y

2.  ”Now I’m getting a signal.”
Submitted by Heather Rose Dominic, New York, N.Y.

3.  ”Bad news: you’ve got four blocks to live.”
Submitted by Ed Geis, Portland, Ore.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #361

December 12, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

And – yes – there is something creepy about this one, and I made a caption quickly so I didn’t have to keep looking at it.

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“Batteries included!”

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Also – I didn’t post last week’s cartoon because it wasn’t appearing on my screen for some weird reason.  There was just some kind of symbol in a little box, as if possibly my computer was blocking the image.  Oh well.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #360

December 4, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

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“It’s asking me for a password.”

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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

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1.  ”"Crazy people have sat in yours.”
Submitted by Jana McClain, Carnation, Wash.

2.  ”Well, I have to go—my ride is here.”
Submitted by Luam Melake, New York, N.Y.

3.  ”Are there two guys with a couch following me or am I imagining it?”
Submitted by Mary Ann Fitze, Long Beach, Calif.


#newyorker magazine caption contest #358

November 26, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

 

“Okay, Doc.  Where would I like it?”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1.  ”Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement.”
Submitted by Ronald Rubin, Topanga, Calif.

2.  ”I hate our therapist.”
Submitted by Jorn Earl Otte, Mount Hope, W.Va

3.  ”I have the same exact dog.”
Submitted by Steven Baumholtz, Pleasant Valley, N.Y
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#newyorker magazine caption contest #357

November 17, 2012

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.

 

“Of all the things to ask, you want to know if his name is Jerry?”

Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.  You can’t win if you don’t enter.

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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.

1.  ”I’m up here.”
     Submitted by Jake Lane, Dobbs Ferry, N.Y

2.  ”I think the hormones are kicking in.”
     Submitted by Eugene L. Morgulis, Boston, Mass.

3.  ”Don’t laugh—it got my uncle out of the Army.”
     Submitted by Ric Teller, Santa Clarita, Calif.


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