So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“Now will you vote for Gore?”
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Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.
Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.
1. ”I am from Doctors Without Offices.” Submitted by David Kempler, Plainview, N.Y
2. ”Now I’m getting a signal.” Submitted by Heather Rose Dominic, New York, N.Y.
3. ”Bad news: you’ve got four blocks to live.” Submitted by Ed Geis, Portland, Ore.
So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“Okay, Doc. Where would I like it?”
Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.
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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.
1. ”Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement.” Submitted by Ronald Rubin, Topanga, Calif.
2. ”I hate our therapist.” Submitted by Jorn Earl Otte, Mount Hope, W.Va
3. ”I have the same exact dog.” Submitted by Steven Baumholtz, Pleasant Valley, N.Y
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So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“Of all the things to ask, you want to know if his name is Jerry?”
Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.
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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.
1. ”I’m up here.” Submitted by Jake Lane, Dobbs Ferry, N.Y
2. ”I think the hormones are kicking in.” Submitted by Eugene L. Morgulis, Boston, Mass.
3. ”Don’t laugh—it got my uncle out of the Army.” Submitted by Ric Teller, Santa Clarita, Calif.
So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“I understand your hesitation, but if you won’t let me do the procedure, then you’ll just have to go pluck yourself.”
Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.
So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“Sorry. I thought maybe a focus group would help me focus.”
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“Well, they said to call if it lasts more than four hours.”
Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.
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Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from two week’s ago.
1. ”Come on! Do you have any idea how long it took to get through the turnstiles?” Submitted by Michael Briddon, Cambridge, Mass.
2. ”Sheep Meadow? No, we wanna see the ‘Seinfeld’ diner.” Submitted by Jon Bander, Astoria, N.Y.
3. ”For your information, I have a client who has a lot of trouble sleeping.” Submitted by Richard Lee, Santa Monica, Calif.
So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“I’m sorry, Marge. I tried to listen, but I’ve been having trouble focusing lately.”
Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter. Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from last week’s cartoon.
So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“You guys see a hare?”
And don’t forget to vote from the picture posted two weeks ago.
Meanwhile, get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter. Also, click on the picture above if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from last week’s cartoon. Picture. Thing.
Every Wednesday Madison Woods posts a picture prompt to challenge writers to create a 100-word story or poem or anything that works for you. then post your work on your blog. additionally, on friday, you go back to her site and post a link to your blog entry in the comments on her friday fictioneers post.
I’m going to try to keep up with this, as should you. give it a shot. i prefer to stick to 100 words, but she doesn’t mind either way. not everyone has the time to sit and write, revise, edit, revise, edit, etc. until getting it down to 100 and telling everything you want to tell.
For the past few weeks, I had trouble and didn’t come up with something until the last minute. This week too. Oh well.
Here’s this week’s picture and my 100 words -
The Bug
“Hey Dave, look at that bug.”
Bug? You little shit. Try Zygoptera. Try Ischnura Elegans. Can you clock twenty-four miles per hour? No. And don’t even try “dragonfly.” Dragonflies can’t fold their wings back. I can. See? Little bastard. Who do you think eats those mosquitoes and spiders that freak you out? Yeah, me. That’s right douche face. I can rip a spider right from its web and eat his ass while you’re running for mommy. Think just any bug gets the nickname “El Caballito del Diablo”? The Devil’s Horse. Well, sorta. Whatta you say now, punk?
So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. I’m a little disappointed it involves an airplane because two weeks ago was set on a plane too.
I tried to tell the officer that my license was in my other suit, but he just said, “Tell it to the judge.”
Meanwhile, get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter. Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from last week’s cartoon. Picture. Thing.
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