50/50 – A toss up

February 27, 2013

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There was likely a moment, and a table, at which sat writer Will Reiser and producers at Summit Entertainment, and someone had to say, “It’s about a guy whose girlfriend cheats on him, his father has Alzheimer’s, and he gets cancer.”  And at some point, someone else had to lean forward in a chair, maybe adjust the glasses, raise an eyebrow, and say, “I’m listening.”  And then Reiser may have said, “It’s a comedy.”  Then, about two years later, after 17 various film festival wins and nominations, they could have raised glasses of champagne, raised both eyebrows, three “best screenplay” awards, and said, “Holy crap, we did it!”  What they did is 50/50

Adam (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) seems to do everything right.  From picking up other people’s trash to waiting for the traffic light to change, regardless of how non-existent the traffic is, he does what he is supposed to do.  He apologizes when late for work, as rare as it may be, and he keeps a very orderly home.  Unfortunately, life does not treat him the same way.  After experiencing pains in his back, he goes for an MRI that shows a rare form of cancer.  In his methodical way, he studies up on the internet.  Do you want to guess what his chance of survival is?

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50/50 is not about Adam as it is about the people around Adam, what they do, what they don’t do, what they should or should not have done, while helping Adam, or helping themselves, deal with the situation.  Rachael (Bryce Dallas Howard), Adam’s girlfriend, tries to explain to Adam how difficult this is on her.  Diane (Anjelica Huston), Adam’s mother, initially makes it all about her, how she is affected by her son having cancer when she already has to deal with a husband suffering from Alzheimer’s.  Kyle (Seth Rogen), Adam’s co-worker at a public radio station, wants to use the situation to bring Adam – and himself – as much happiness and sex as possible, while still possible.

On the medical/clinical side, Adam is meeting with Katherine (Anna Kendrick), a therapist who sheepishly admits that he is only about her third patient ever.  While she’s got all the theory memorized, she has not practiced long enough to know exactly what works or doesn’t work in the field.  Because she has not yet practiced long enough, and because Adam is maybe two years older than her, she is not yet able to regard him as a patient, a social security number, and instead sees Adam as a man hurting and in need.  That’s not a bad thing, but it comes with complications that I’m sure you can figure out without me saying so.

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Adam starts chemotherapy and meets a few elderly gentlemen, Alan (Philip Baker Hall) and Mitch (Matt Frewer).  At half their age, 27-year old Adam is out of place but in good company.  They are the perfect guides to help keep him grounded while also recognizing what’s ahead of him.  They’re a blend of optimism but not naivety, and caution but not fear.  They know that when the chances are 50/50, and there are three people in a room, then at least one – maybe two – are not going to make it.  That doesn’t mean they’re going to just roll over and take it.  When one of them dies, and Adam asks “why,” the other answers, “What the fuck does it matter?  His heart stopped.”

Kyle throws a party, but why?  It’s not a going away part, or at least it shouldn’t be.  People are hesitant to talk to Adam because it’s like talking to someone on death row.  It seems like Kyle threw the party so he could get the women sad and emotional, then prey upon them.  After Rachael and Adam break up, Kyle takes Adam out to meet women in a bar.  There are some kinks to work out, but it eventually works, but is it Kyle trying to help Adam enjoy what might be his last months or is it Kyle trying to gain from Adam’s losing situation?  It is not easily answerable.  Seth Rogen is pretty much the same character you expect but toned down a little.  He is mainly responsible for scattered laughs.  Too many and you get complaints that you’re making fun of cancer.  Too few and you’re just making a male version of Beaches or Terms of Endearment.

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50/50 is billed as a “dark comedy,” which is not easy to do.  A great example is the scene in which Adam’s doctor is attempting to tell him that he has cancer.  The techno-language-vernacular is so specific and mumbled that it all goes over Adam’s head, and he has to ask the doctor at least twice to repeat it until a few pieces fall together.  For Jonathan Levine (Warm Bodies) to so carefully direct that scene so well but with relatively little experience is fabulous and certainly justifies the nominations and wins ranging from the Golden Globes to the Writers Guild Award to a dozen film festival nods to boot.

As stated, 50/50 is not so much about Adam as it is about those around him, and there is a good reason for that.  When someone has cancer and faces death in such a way, they’re going to need help.  They’re going to need strong people to lift them up, physically and emotionally, and relaxed people to keep them calm when they want to freak out and break things.  How well a patient comes through it may very well depend on how well those support people do their jobs.  Regardless of how the statistics are added, you could say that all cancer patients’ chances are 50/50.  Either you live or you don’t.  Same with a movie – either you like it or you don’t.  I liked it.

Teacher gives it a B.


2013 Academy Award Predictions

February 24, 2013

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Before I get into my predictions, let me first say how greatly disappointed I am at the choice of Seth MacFarlane to host the show.  I’m not a big fan of Family Guy.  One episode was great, but I’m tired of it now.  The only thing  I hope is that his act is funnier than his hairpiece.seth-macfarlane-4th-annual-governors-awards-02

Now, about these predictions.  When it comes to the films and actors nominated in all the major categories, I have seen six of the nine films represented.  That’s not bad.  However, there are some categories for which I had to completely guess.  In those instances, I usually looked for something that Academy voters lean towards, such as international attention and current events.  And gays.  They like gays out there, from what I hear.

So – here ya go.

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Argo (2012): Grant Heslov, Ben Affleck, George Clooney

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Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Denzel Washington for Flight (2012/I)

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Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

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Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Robert De Niro for Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

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Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables (2012)

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Ang Lee for Life of Pi (2012)

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Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen

Moonrise Kingdom (2012): Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola

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Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published

Argo (2012): Chris Terrio

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Frankenweenie (2012): Tim Burton

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Best Foreign Language Film of the Year

Amour (2012)(Austria)

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Life of Pi (2012): Claudio Miranda

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Best Achievement in Editing

Life of Pi (2012): Tim Squyres

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Best Achievement in Production Design

Les Misérables (2012): Eve Stewart, Anna Lynch-Robinson

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Les Misérables (2012): Paco Delgado

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Best Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling

Les Misérables (2012): Lisa Westcott, Julie Dartnell

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Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score

Skyfall (2012): Thomas Newman

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Skyfall (2012): Adele, Paul Epworth(“Skyfall”)

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Best Achievement in Sound Mixing

Life of Pi (2012): Ron Bartlett, Doug Hemphill, Drew Kunin

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Best Achievement in Sound Editing

Life of Pi (2012): Eugene Gearty, Philip Stockton

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Best Achievement in Visual Effects

Life of Pi (2012): Bill Westenhofer, Guillaume Rocheron, Erik De Boer, Donald Elliott

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Best Documentary, Feature

How to Survive a Plague (2012): David France, Howard Gertler

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Best Documentary, Short Subject

Redemption (2012/V): Jon Alpert, Matthew O’Neill

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Best Short Film, Animated

Adam and Dog (2011): Minkyu Lee

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Best Short Film, Live Action

Buzkashi Boys (2012): Sam French, Ariel Nasr


The Campaign – Or, The Biggest Loser

February 23, 2013

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For many years/films I completely disliked Will Ferrell on screen because it seemed that he played every role with the same over-the-top hyper-enthusiasm (see: Old School, Semi Pro, Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers, Talladega Nights, most SNL appearances).  But when Jon Favreau directed him in Elf, Ferrell showed that – with the right director – there was more of an actor inside him, similar to when Paul Mazursky discovered how much more of an actor was inside Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson.  Up until then, most scripts for Williams literally had pages that read “Robin does something funny here.”  It doesn’t work, which is why we have directors.  For the same reason, The Campaign doesn’t work either.

In The Campaign, Ferrell reunites with director Jay Roach (Austin Powers, Meet the Fockers) who not only allows Ferrell and Zach Galinfianakis to improvise too much, he also resorts to the same crude humor prevalent in the Austin Powers films.  I’m no prude.  Dick jokes can be funny, testament being how many times I watch Jackass , but they need to be used sparingly because even a funny dick can wear out its welcome.

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Long-time incumbent North Carolina Congressman Cam Brady (Ferrell) seems to be running unopposed until two egotistical billionaires, the Motch Brothers (Jon Lithgow and Dan Akroyd, in a premise too similar to Trading Places) challenge Brady by financing Marty Huggins, an unlikely political challenger and son of one of their best friends.  Brady is in the mold of that same over-the-top Ferrell, drinking and bullying his way thanks to a sense of entitlement and idiocy brought on by patronizing handlers, while Huggins is more of a church-going, bad-sweater-wearing, effeminate-talking family man.

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From their first public meeting, kind of a Meet the Candidates luncheon, Brady comes out swinging with a video tribute to Huggins that includes pictures of him throughout school years depicting him as an overweight, clumsy oaf.  Despite his inexperience, Huggins does not back down but needs the help of slick campaign manager Tim Wattley (Dylan McDermott) hired by the Motch Brothers, likely based on the Koch Brothers who have tossed millions at the likes of various Republican candidates in the past few elections.  Wattley immediately transforms Huggins’s house, wardrobe, and family into those of a more mainstream candidate.  From there, it’s event after event and major embarrassing gaffe after gaffe.  The polls go up and down like a see-saw thanks to baby punching, dog punching, DWI arrest, one shooting the other, and a sex-filled message on the wrong answering machine.

As I said, I’m no prude.  The scene in which Huggins asks his family to confess anything embarrassing that might be used against him in the campaign is brilliant.  I cried laughing, but that same type of humor was piled on a little too heavy.  It wasn’t a matter of nudity but more about the language and suggestions of what was happening that you didn’t exactly see.  The sex inside the port o’ potty, sex with a woman’s head in a freezer, the sex and sexual imagery in the negative campaign commercials were just plain overkill.  By the time they get to the actual election, I was just hoping it would all get over and done with, and it would have been a perfectly acceptable ending if an ethics committee had disqualified both of them and declared a squirrel as the winner.

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If Roach is going to direct anything more successful than this, he’s going to have to get his head out of the toilet.  Occasionally, we all need a toilet, but only for about four minutes a day and not forty minutes of a film.  The Huggins family confession scene was mostly toilet.  Don’t get me wrong, it was brilliant, but that line of comedy can get old fast.  Another brilliant moment was the housekeeper Mrs. Yao (Karen Maruyama) at the home of Marty’s father, Ron Huggins.  I won’t even hint at what was so funny because it would kill the joke if you ever happen to see it.  I tried to find it on YouTube but no go.  It’s only a few seconds, it’s genius, but it’s not worth paying a rental fee.

The Campaign is supposed to make fun of actual mudslinging that takes place during the nastiest of political seasons, and there is probably more truth to this film than I realize.  If that’s what you’re looking for, I would recommend Primary Colors with John Travolta, Emma Thompson, Kathy Bates (Best Supporting Actress nominee), and Billy Bob Thornton and directed by Mike Nichols (The Birdcage, The Graduate).  As for The Campaign, it’s a two-joke movie when you only have time for one.

Teacher gives it a D.


“Lincoln” – Honestly, Abe doesn’t make the grade

February 20, 2013

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Abraham Lincoln has been the focus of more book and movie titles than any other American president in history, and deservedly so even if you take away the tragic assassination.  To sit in the chair that decides the future of an entire nation, knowing that half of that nation will not just hate you but strongly consider acting on that hate, is a task that no good man would either ask for or shy away from.  As compelling as that amounts to as historical drama, it doesn’t guarantee cinematic drama, not even with one of the most successful film directors behind it.

Lincoln opens on a Civil War battlefield with soldiers stabbing, shooting, punching, and even drowning their national brothers.  The President (Daniel Day-Lewis) talks to several black soldiers who show their enthusiasm and support by reciting the Gettysburg Address.  President Lincoln is a simultaneous picture of both the statesman and the everyman.  Then, just as the soldiers trudged along a muddy road towards the next rainy battlefield, the movie also hit a muddy road.

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It bothered me that I couldn’t immerse myself into the film, and it equally bothers me that I cannot precisely explain why.  Lincoln, emotionally and visually, is a dark.  Realistically, there was no electricity, and it seems that Spielberg wanted to stick to the times and rely mainly on candles and oil lamps.  Most rooms are on the dreary side, dimly lit backgrounds and shadowed faces, and it gave a snoozy feel to the majority of the two and a half hours.

Lincoln is not an action film.  It’s not about the Civil War but the war behind the war.  When Lincoln said, “A house divided against itself cannot stand,” he meant that the split decision on slavery would result in a country falling apart, which was in process.  Congress was fighting for their regional perceptions of what America had been and should continue to be versus what it should instead become.  Again, historical drama but not cinematic drama.  It’s a lot of talking, subtle attempts at making back-alley deals, but not courtroom drama-type debating, finger pointing, book slamming, and gavel pounding.  Abe was a soft-spoken figure, and it was a stretch to have a few scenes in which he actually drummed up some anger and raised his voice at the surrounding representatives.  Then he found a quiet place to sit, read, and think.  On at least one of those occasions, I too was in a quiet place to sit, think, and sleep.  I’m not proud that I fell asleep at least twice during the film, and it is entirely possible that I missed something that would have changed my opinion, but the person next to me said that wasn’t the case.

sally-field-in-lincoln-2012-movie-imageSpielberg tries to sprinkle a little emotion in a few places.  You can’t have Sally Field at Mrs. Lincoln without taking your eyes off her.  She’s the most compelling character on screen and the only one who really shows much life, but her husband reacts to her as if she is crazy.  Having lost three children already and facing the loss of their fourth (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and last to the war will do that to you.  The few scenes we’ve seen of a hyped-up Lincoln feel out of place.  In the most memorable outburst he yells that he is “The President of the United States, clothed in immense power!”  And then he sends two very minor figures to go off and make things happen.  This is necessary because, as President, he didn’t have the legal ability to influence the vote on the vote for the Thirteenth Amendment.  It would have been an impeachable offense, thus dispatching the lackeys to do the dirty work.  Appearances by Hal Holbrook (everything), Tommy Lee Jones (everything else), and David Strathairn (A League of Their Own, Eight Men Out) do little to contribute to either the story or the drama and mainly are there to help the costume designer look good.

By the time Congress sits to vote, it felt anti-climactic.  We knew how the vote would go.  Spielberg knew that we knew.  However, his attempt to add drama to the moment did nothing but cheapen the moment.  More than one member of Congress is seen casting and then changing his vote.  Several mumble and stutter, still not certain as the words leave their lips.  It certainly seems as if Congress was nothing more than babbling fools, incapable of making an informed decision.  For those of us who look back at our Founding Fathers with respect, the vote scene seems to knock the pedestal out from under them.

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I love history.  I love anything Presidential and have read many biographies about the great men of the 1700’s including Washington, Franklin, John Adams, and Jefferson, so it wasn’t a matter of a high school flashback that lulled the life out of me.  My apologies to Mr. Lustbader from sophomore social studies because I would have much rather listened to yet another of your lectures instead sitting through Spielberg’s Lincoln.  To borrow from someone else, Lincoln is an important film, but it’s not a great film.

Teacher gives it a C-.


Flight

February 16, 2013


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A pilot, a drug addict, and a cancer patient walk into a stairwell.  No, that’s not the beginning of a bad joke, but it is the beginning of a moment at which three people have reached a certain point in their lives and need to make decisions, follow paths, and choose sides.  Those decisions might…

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Moonrise Kingdom

February 15, 2013

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If I told you that Sam (Jared Gilman), a man in uniform, was in love with Suzy (Kara Haywood), a woman who lived in a lighthouse on the edge of a New England island, and they were going to run away together until a hurricane approached, you would say, “Don’t we have enough crappy Nicolas Sparks’ films?”  But if I told you that Sam’s uniform was the Khaki Scouts, Suzy was a troubled teen daughter of two eccentric attorneys, they were both 12, and after they ran away they’d be pursued by half a dozen scouts with knives, axes, sticks with nails, a motorcycle, a seaplane, Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, and Harvey Kietel, you might pull up a chair.  This is what happens in worlds created by Wes Anderson.  This is Moonrise Kingdom.

Scout Master Ward (Edward Norton) is not the most attentive leader and either doesn’t know or isn’t aware that all of his scouts, except Sam, hate Sam and wish to beat him up because he just doesn’t fit in.  Also having trouble fitting in is Suzy, whom Sam first meets when he wanders away from a church production of Noah’s Ark and stumbles upon Suzy in her raven costume and applying her make up in the dressing room with the other birds.  It only takes a short exchange and some challenging glances for them to know they’re soulmates, and it must be true because they don’t see each other again for a full year.  Only true love can do that.

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They write letters and make a plan.  Sam steals a canoe, and Suzy packs a suitcase.  Sam brings a tent, sleeping bags, and a mess kit.  Suzy brings a kitten, books, a record player, and lucky lefty scissors that will be needed.  Sam can catch fish and cook them on the fire he can build.  Suzy believes she has magic binoculars.  I can’t even begin to make it sound as absurd as it really is, and I haven’t gotten to all of the grown ups searching for these pre-teen fugitives.

In addition to the distracted scout master, the search party includes Capt. Sharp (Bruce Willis) of the Island Police, a lonely bachelor involved, semi-secretly, with Laura Bishop (Frances McDormand), Suzy’s mother.  Walt Bishop (Bill Murray), Suzy’s father, is in a world of his own as he struggles among searching for his kid, figuring out if his wife is having an affair, and drunkenly chopping down random trees as stress relief.  The searchers are rounded out by a sadistic group of scouts who, when not carefully tending to their camp chores, look forward to the beating they plan to deliver Sam.  I did mention that this is a comedy, right?

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Wes Anderson (The Royal Tennenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Rushmore) clearly has learned Woody Allen’s two rules of comedy.  Rule 1:  react normally to absurd situations.  Rule 2:  react absurdly to normal situations.  Not only is the whole film pretty much “theater of the absurd,” but part of its beauty is that is it presented like theater of the bad.  There’s a narrator (Bob Balaban) who seems to appear through a time warp, simultaneously dryly telling about the future while existing in the moment.  Dialogue is delivered like a stale pizza, as if the actors had just glanced at it and are reciting it to the best of their limited memories – but it works and is part of the charm.  Anderson’s camerawork is fabulous, tracking shots around the Bishop home as if each room was built and stacked on the set of the old TV show Hollywood Squares.  Even outdoor shots are fun, often with characters centered in the frame while everything else seems to move around them.  The colors feel overexposed, as if the whole film was shot through Instagram, which helps to give the “feel” of being set in 1965.

Sam and Suzy are 12, but they’re not children.  They’re more in control of their lives than any of the adults, and I think that’s part of what Anderson is going for.  Many children are smarter than their parents, and often better behaved.  Lots of kids know more than we give them credit for, and these two are no exception.  They have such an awareness that it wouldn’t be a surprise if they moved to the suburbs, got jobs and a house, and lived happily ever after.  Age doesn’t matter in Moonrise Kingdom, only desire.  They desire to escape those who don’t understand or appreciate them.  They desire to help and protect each other because it seems the only people interested in their happiness is each other.  Winning “Movie of the Year” from the American Film Institute and an Oscar nomination for Best Original Screenplay probably brought along some happiness too, I suppose.  The only thing I was not happy about was a short but awkward scene in which Sam and Suzy are dancing in their underwear.  While it might be normal for 12-year olds to experiment with touching each other, it somehow seemed kind of wrong for us to watch it.  It was a scene I could have done without and contributed nothing.  I guess even the best summer fantasies can’t be perfect. Note of interest, this role was the result of Cara Hayward’s first ever audition, and she is a member of Mensa.

Teacher gives it an A for both a grade and Absurd.


Looper

February 3, 2013

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Breakthroughs in technology are usually exploited in two places:  commercials and porn.  Combine the two, and you get a bastardized version of the Mob.  When time travel is both created and then outlawed by the year 2073, the Mob in the future uses it to transport their intended murder victims into the past where a “Looper” waits to shoot them.  Then the Mob in the future doesn’t have to dispose of a body.  These Loopers, however, eventually have to also be disposed of, and the Looper’s future self is eventually sent back to the past to be killed by his past self.  This is called “closing the loop.”  When Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) does not kill his future self, it’s a problem.

looper-movie-picture-16I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – I love time travel movies.  I love looking for holes in the relays between past and future and back again, and Looper covers it about as well as any.  Bruce Willis plays the future Joe who, when sent back from 2073 to be killed by himself in 2043, is on the run after escaping his own death.  Your immediate thought might be, “Why haven’t more Loopers escaped?  They all know exactly what is going to happen.  Why is Joe the only one to have done this?”  That’s because when the Mob showed up at his home to take him away, they unintentionally killed his wife.  Future Joe wants to change the past in order to save his future wife, but the only way to do that would be to eliminate the Mob entirely.  The only way to eliminate the Mob entirely is to go back in time and hit them early and often.

When the film opens, you might say, “Huh?  Joseph Gordon-Levitt?”  Yes, with some facial prosthetics in order to more closely look like Bruce Willis who has a rather distinct nose.  Jeff Daniels plays “Abe,” another member of the future Mob who travelled back in time to set up the Looper system.  Abe is tough yet benevolent to those he likes.  However, not completing a Loop is a big deal.  Although Abe had gone easy on Joe on a previous occasion, this time Joe must be eliminated.  So – to review:  Joe needs to kill Joe.  Also, Joe wants to kill Joe.  Abe wants to kill both Joe and Joe.  Joe wants to kill Abe, but Joe doesn’t find that necessary.  Got it?  Good.

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Aside of all that, there’s a second plotline that kicks in that is a great boost to Joe vs. Joe.  The problem is figuring out exactly how to explain it without giving too much away because the slow act of those pieces falling together is itself like reading a good mystery and slowing solving the murder yourself.  When Present-day Joe flees the city and Abe’s wrath, he lands on a farm where a woman and a boy live alone.  It took a second viewing to be sure that Joe was at that farm intentionally and not just through the course of chasing himself.  This is where most of the second half of the film takes place, and it is a great reminder of how to write tension and drama.  Person A wants outcome A.  Person C wants outcome C.  A doesn’t equal C.  The problem is that Person B is in the middle.  One wants him dead.  The other wants him alive.  And if Person B has the ability to kill both Persons A and C if he feels like it.  It will have to left there because anything else will just say too much.

hr_Looper_5There’s a lot of shooting in Looper.  I suppose it is necessary considering it’s about mobs, hitmen, retribution, and retaliation.  There are also two great surprises.  Sara and Cid, the woman and child on the farm, are played by Emily Blunt and Pierce Gagnon respectively.  Both deliver fabulous performances in supporting roles, and I certainly hope to see both of them again.  Gagnon, as Cid, has moments of anger, beyond anger, as well as moments that show a far advanced intelligence for such a small child.  How and where this kid pulls these emotions is something I don’t even want to know.  Blunt, as Sara, who may or may not be Cid’s mother, is caught between not knowing which of three men might kill her or love her or both, all while just trying to do the best she can as a vulnerable (in several ways) woman running a farm in the middle of nowhere.  For those who remember Piper Perabo, she has a bit part as a “working girl” and some brief nudity.  Blunt (The Adjustment Bureau, The Five-Year Engagement) bleeds more lust without removing anything, even when wearing jeans, a flannel shirt, and workboots.looper4

If you can tolerate an above-average amount of gunfire, there’s no reason not to see Looper.  It’s is a lot more than just hitmen and blood.  It’s a pretty good story too, gaining 15 different screenplay wins and nominations from various film critics and local arts groups including the Writers’ Guild of America and the Chicago Film Critics Association.  Available now in Redbox™ for a whopping $1 rental, you can’t beat it.  And, you get to watch it again in case you missed something in this surprisingly tricky story.  Teacher gives it an A-.


Zero Dark Thirty

January 28, 2013

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Zero Dark Thirty opens with actual audio of people trapped in the World Trade Center after the planes struck on September 11, 2001.  Then we see words that have caused some controversy:  Based on first-hand accounts of actual events.  To some people, this is a proclamation that Zero Dark Thirty is virtually a documentary or what some might call a “docu-drama.”  However, the words “based on a true story” are also attached to The Amityville Horror, The Exorcist, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so it is rather difficult to know where to draw that line and with just how light a pencil that line should be drawn.  “Based on” all that, I must approach Zero Dark Thirty as entertainment instead of history and stay completely away from any issues regarding accuracy.  Also, because we all know where and how the film ends, there is really no need to worry about spoilers.  For those interested and to the best I could learn, the title refers to an unspecified time between midnight and 6 in the morning and is also used to refer to the time about when Osama Bin Laden was killed.

When the hunt for Osama bin Laden has stalled, the CIA sends Maya (Jessica Chastain), a new face to help in the search.  Although that “face” and the rest of her skin appear to have seen very little sun or experience, she is referred to as “a killer” by Dan (Jason Clarke), a well-seasoned interrogation specialist, and other agents who know her.  Initially, she is not comfortable witnessing the “enhanced interrogation” tactics used by either the US military or those to whom we have outsourced, but she settles into her position as the hunt progresses, albeit slowly.  In her first daily briefing, she assertively contradicts Jess (Jennifer Ehle), a more experienced member of the team, and quickly establishes that she is not interested in protocol or seniority.  Maya’s only interest is Osama bin Laden.

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Joseph Bradley (Kyle Chandler) is the team leader on paper, but from Maya’s perspective he is more of a hindrance than help.  He cares less about Bin Laden and more about stopping the next terrorist attack.  He even drives her to basically tell him to either let her do her job as she needs to or send her back to Washington.  As the timeline shows the years adding up, we also see the stress adding up on the team, which slowly dwindles in personnel.  I won’t mention specifically who leaves the team, how, or why, but eventually Maya seems to be in charge.  Whether by her actions, more time and intelligence, or both, the hunt – her hunt – starts to take shape.  They know that it is virtually impossible to stumble upon Bin Laden somewhere throughout the Mideast, so they work from the bottom up.  They find grunts.  Grunts lead to bigger grunts.  The team knows that someone has to get information to Bid Laden.  If they can find the couriers, they can follow them to Bin Laden.  The methods of interrogation are questionable, but sometimes the results are solid.  Not always – sometimes.  The consequences of the “not” are not clear, but that’s a debate for another day.

Throughout Zero Dark Thirty I was a bit underwhelmed, falling victim to what I call the “Rainman Effect,” thusly named for my experience seeing Rainman the first time.  That’s when there is so much anticipation from publicity and reviews that set the bar at an unreachable height, thus leaving one with a feeling of “is that all you got?”  It wasn’t until I put together three key moments that I realized what this film was all about, and that’s when I felt better.  Well, a little better.  Oscar-winner Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker) is telling a less of the story about the capture of Bin Laden and more about one person’s unhealthy but quite necessary obsession with her perception of justice.

59d83cb1-5106-3a5f-b1e2-fea06b93287eChastain (The Help, Mama) plays Maya like someone on whom you cannot turn your back, no matter whose side you’re on or whose uniform you’re wearing.  Her wide eyes and red hair portray a false innocence, at least in the context we think.  She might know how to determine if a suspect is lying based on a simple physical gesture, but she doesn’t think globally enough to realize what a target her appearance makes if she walks the streets of Pakistan or anywhere in the war-torn Mideast.  Opposite her innocence is how she reacts to Bradley when he pushes her too far.

I mentioned three key moments, and this is key moment #1.  There is a protest outside the US embassy that specifically includes a giant banner on which is written Bradley’s name.  This means two things:  First, he has been identified by the enemy.  Second, he must leave because not only he but his whole family might be specifically targeted.  (For comparison, you might remember the Valerie Plame situation.)  Maya tells Bradley that ISI (Inter-Services Intelligence) must have outed him.  As Bradley slowly and disappointedly walks away, Maya gives him a long stare.  She “outed” him because he was a roadblock to her progress.  Wrong, unprofessional, and dangerous – as far as I know.  Go up to the top of this post and look again at one of the many posters made for this movie.  That wasn’t the most popular poster, but it was probably the most accurate.

The hunt eventually takes shape with strong evidence suggesting Bin Laden’s location.  It’s time to “sell it” to Washington.  A plan is needed as more intelligence is gathered.  I have no clue if we really have the satellite imaging and other methods used to figure out how many people, both male and female, are living where they suspect Bin Laden is, but it’s damn impressive.  When all that is brought to the CIA director (James Gandolfini), he just wants to know percentages so that if things go wrong, he can pass the buck to those who advised him.  Most at the table admit to a 60% chance Bin Laden is there, but Maya says 100%.  I was never a fan of The Sopranos, but Gandolfini was likely the most impressive presence in the film.  His scenes were minimal, he downplayed his character, but he brought maximum impact.

zero-dark-thirty_810x1215-620x930This leads to key moment #2.  The director joins Maya for lunch, curious about her 100% claim, and here I must paraphrase.  He asks, “Do you remember when we recruited you?”  She says, “Right out of high school.”  He asks, “Do you remember why?”  She says, “I’m not at liberty to talk about it.”  This can’t be good.  We don’t know specifics, but we know she’s got issues.  She was likely one of those students who couldn’t get along with others, extremely bright but lacking social skills, teachers loved her and students hated her.  She was probably reclusive, kept her face in books out of dances.  She might have even been bullied and pushed so far to have made threats against other students.  We don’t know for sure what happened, but we do know that something happened.

We know that eventually the information reaches the President, who was likely left out of the film for political reasons or Bigelow would likely have been accused of Democratic propaganda.  We know that eventually a plan is created and successfully executed.  How accurately it was recreated, we can’t know for sure regardless of how many firsthand accounts are given.  The main reason I won’t discuss that part of the film is because of how it felt to watch it.  I love the tension I feel in the few seconds before someone hits the GO button on a rollercoaster.  From the moment Seal Team 6 first suits up until they land back at base, that tension was engaged.  My shoulders, chest, arms, everything were contracted, and nothing relaxed until it was over.  I cannot think of another film except maybe Silence of the Lambs that caused such a physical reaction.  Whether that’s a statement about me or the film, I’m not sure, but it still existed.

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The final scene, the final shot before fade to black, is key moment #3.  Maya boards what looks like a C-130, a cargo plane that can carry about 22 tons, including over 9,000 gallons of fuel.  Yet on this trip, it will carry only Maya.  The pilot asks, “Where do you want to go?”  Maya says nothing.  She cries.  This shows us what Maya is all about.  She has nothing.  She has nobody.  She has nowhere to go, nobody to call and say, “Hey, we did it!”  She is an isolated, obsessive woman – and that’s what kind of person it takes for such an operation.  How many of us can imagine giving up ten years of our lives to chase one man?  How many of us could leave our homes, our comfort, everyone we know, face death on a daily basis while the whole world waits for us to finally do our job?  To find one person?

Of course those of you in the military have lived most or all of list except perhaps the last item.  It is similar to what I have said about police officers.  Almost every officer I have ever met is divorced, which causes me to say that the set of skills it must take to be a good police officer are not the same set of skills it takes to be a good husband or wife.  I will never know or understand the mentality of those in the military or law enforcement, and that’s a good thing.  If those in the military and law enforcement were anything like me, nobody would be protected because I’m a wimp with a keyboard.  But I’m a wimp who is lucky to live in a country with enough people who are completely opposite me, and I’ll never be thankful enough.

Back to the film, which I can’t rate as highly as most of the reviews I’ve seen nor would I nominate it for best picture.  Zero Dark Thirty is not so much about Osama Bin Laden as it is about Maya.  It’s about what kind of person it takes to get a very specific job done.  It’s about someone who is willing to sell out others and push someone under the bus in order to get aboard and eventually drive that bus.  If we look carefully enough, we can see that Maya is not a good person, but she does a good job.  I can’t entirely admire Maya, but she’s a great example of certain exceptionally bright kids who get in trouble in school.  Teachers always say the same thing about those kids:  “If they would only use their brains to do something good.”  That’s Maya, and that’s Zero Dark Thirty.  Teacher gives it a B+.


Silver Linings Playbook

January 21, 2013

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Too many films are set in Philadelphia and Boston, usually for the wrong reason.  Both cities have passion and character, but they also have fairly noticeable speech patterns.  I suspect some actors want to play characters from those cities only to make the audience say, “Wow, what a great (Boston or Philadelphia) accent!”  After about five minutes, that’s over and we’re forced to endure the rest of the “local flavor.”  Two weeks ago I listened to one of my favorite radio show hosts spouting about how Silver Linings Playbook totally “nailed the whole Delaware Valley thing.”  To me, it’s like when a band comes on stage and yells, “Hello New York!”  Then, two nights later, it’s, “Hello Cleveland!”  It’s a cheap way to get applause.  Going into this film, that’s where I was.  Coming out, I was somewhere else.

Pat Solitano (Bradley Cooper) leaves work early and comes home to surprise his wife Nikki.  Instead, he is surprised by his wife – and a co-worker – together in the shower.  When the co-worker says, “I think you should go,” Pat does go.  He goes nuts and beats the crap out of the guy, resulting in an 8-month psychiatric sentence through a plea bargain.  Eight months later, he returns home to his obsessive-compulsive father, Pat Sr. (Robert DeNiro) and innocent-bystander and enabling mother Dolores (Jacki Weaver).  Pat’s plan to win back his wife is based on “Excelsior,” which loosely translates to “onward and upward.”  Instead of medication, he’s now a workout fiend.  He’s lost a great deal of weight, and he is remaining positive to impress his ex.  However, small things will still set him off, like his wedding song or depressing literature that causes him to throw A Farewell to Arms through a window at 3 in the morning.

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Upon his return to his Philly neighborhood, he soon reconnects with longtime pal Ronnie and his wife Veronica.  Although Ronnie didn’t know Pat was out of the psychiatric hospital until he jogged past the house, somehow Ronnie knew that Veronica had invited Pat to dinner.  It was an obvious dialogue flaw, but I laughed and moved on.  Veronica is friends with Pat’s ex-wife Nikki, who has a restraining order prohibiting Pat from communicating with her.  Veronica has a sister Tiffany who has her own behavioral issues but is willing to help Pat break the law and get a letter to Nikki – provided he is willing to be her partner in a dance contest.

Silver Linings Playbook, based on the novel by Matthew Quick, is a dysfunctional Rocky story.  It’s about making a commitment and actually living up to it, whether that commitment is being a husband, a wife, a father, or a friend.  It’s about doing the best you can with what you’ve been given, even if what you’ve been given is a stunted upbringing from a father who blames you and calls you “Loser!” because you not only caused his team to lose a big game but you also made him lose thousands of dollars – all by not sitting in the correct chair.  This is partly why I can forgive director David Russell (AnchormanI Heart Huckabees) for setting the story in Philly.  I live ten minutes from Philly, and I know fully well how insane many Eagles fans can be.  I’ve been in the parking lot before games, and if the home team loses, there is no doubt in their minds it’s because someone didn’t park in the usual spot.

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Ronnie and Veronica, a married couple you will so want to punch because of how they are completely obsessed with themselves, invite Pat and Veronica’s sister Tiffany to dinner.  Tiffany has her own issues.  After her husband was killed by a passing car while changing a tire on a highway, Tiffany became a sex addict.  When her acceptance issues are combined with Pat’s anger issues, there’s nothing but edge-of-your-seat fireworks.  They shout, curse, and spit at each other while jogging around the neighborhood.  They tell sex stories and throw dishes on a diner floor on their first date.  This was one of the most unpredictable films I have ever seen, and I’m usually good at predicting what happens next.  I got one right out of about 20 different guesses.  It was not an important victory, but victory is what Silver Linings Playbook is all about.

Small victories are still victories.  Whether it is going through a day without breaking something or being on time for dance rehearsal, it is still a victory.  For Pat who is trying to do all the right things to win back his wife, each victory is a step closer to the true love he still carries.  However, each of those steps that bring Pat closer to Nikki is also a step further that Pat gets from Tiffany, a woman who feels unwanted and will – unfortunately – done pretty much everything we can imagine just to have someone pay a little extra attention to her.  She doesn’t seem to want to fall in love with anyone, especially not someone who shouts how crazy she is in front of a line of people outside a movie theater or patrons in a diner.  But what draws her to Pat is exactly what she doesn’t want – to be ignored.  The more Pat focuses on winning Nikki, the more Tiffany can be sure that Pat isn’t interested in just getting her in bed like everyone else who has gotten close to her, including a few female co-workers.

Jennifer Lawrence was about 10th in line to play Tiffany, and that’s too bad for the other 9, which include Anne Hathaway (who backed out because of her commitment to The Dark Knight Rises), Elizabeth Banks, Angelina Jolie, Rachel McAdams, and Olivia Wilde.  Lawrence’s audition was a favor from the director because he was certain she was too young for the part.  After seeing what she had given, he knew he had no choice but to make it work.  The chemistry between Cooper and Lawrence is explosive from their first meeting.  As Pat and Tiffany equally admit, they “have no filter” when they speak, and all the wrong – but honest – things spill out.  Those wrong things hurt, but at least they know where they stand with each other.

1355773030-silver-linings-playbook-deniro-cooperGoing in I also thought DeNiro’s role as Pat’s father was little more than a favor to someone by attaching his name to the project.  However, DeNiro as Pat Sr. is like what is called the “unreliable narrator” in literature.  That’s when the words literally tell you one thing, and you (but not the character) can tell that something else is the truth.  Pat Sr. is out of work and turns to gambling to not just keep afloat but raise enough money to open a restaurant.  His superstitions are extreme, and he believes the “juju” will be wrong if his son doesn’t watch the game by his side.  This is true in the father’s mind, but what is also true is his ability to simultaneously accept and reject partial blame for his son’s issues with anger and violence.  While he verbally blames his son for messing everything up, his posture and facial expressions tell a different story.

I only went to this film because of the eight Oscar nominations in the most important categories that I thought belonged elsewhere and to reinforce my dislike for Philly and Boston films.  However, I can admit when I’m wrong.

9 out of 10 stars – 1 star deducted for sports continuity errors.


The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

January 20, 2013

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“Everything will be all right in the end.  So if it is not all right, it is not yet the end.”  - Sonny.

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (TBEMH) is one of those occasional films that remind us that you can have a very enjoyable movie without CGI, guns, explosions, and gratuitous (but fun) sex.  It’s about the story – and a story is about people and problems, not necessarily props and pyrotechnics.  Based on the novel These Foolish Things by Deborah Moggach, the film is actually called The Best Exotic Margold Hotel for the Elderly & Beautiful, but we’ll go with the shorter version.

Another short version is to say that the film is about seven people, all in their “upper” years, are facing their own crossroads upon retirement, and it seems all of their roads lead to Jaipur, India.  Brief, but it’s not efficient for describing the film.  The best way to do that would be to break down each character, explain why they are at TBEMH, and examine what the hell is wrong with them.

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Evelyn, pronounced “Ēvelyn” (Judi Dench), recently widowed and escaping her children’s appeals for common sense, is guided by her newly-found chance for adventure.  Her dearly departed husband must have done everything for her because she can barely work the internet, which she calls the “interweb.”  She has likely never had a responsibility in her life, but she very quickly learns how to start and keep a blog so that her kids can stay in touch as she documents the next phase of her life.  Before deciding on going to India, she had a most unpleasant telephone experience with an operator at an Indian call center.  After arriving, she realizes that those outsourced call center operators do not know enough about the “foreigners” they often speak with.  This, and her dead husband’s squandering of their savings, prompts her to get a job training them to better understand how to interact with the rest of the world that is at the other end of the phone.

Judge Graham Dashwood (Tom Wilkerson) is stepping down after more than two dozen years on the bench.  He is returning to his childhood home to find an old friend who was more than just a friend.  Graham is gay.  As a boy and then a teenager in India, he and the son of a servant began a friendship that eventually became a romantic relationship.  However, he has not seen the man in more than 30 years and has returned to find him and possibly apologizing for having abandoned him.  At the same time, his knowledge of India and its customs helps the others cope with being strangers in a strange land.  Each day the judge attempts to track down his old friend.  Eventually, he is successful, but he is being followed.

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Jean and Douglas Ainslie (Penelope Wilton and Bill Nighy) are a couple battling both a dwindled retirement investment and each other’s vastly different attitudes, and this broken-down hotel is the best they can afford.  On almost a daily basis, Jean is following Judge Graham.  She has spent 40 years berating her husband with lines such as when she says, “When I want your opinion, I’ll tell you what it is.”  She’s an uppity bully who thinks she’s worth more than she really is, both morally and financially.  While verbally trashing her husband, the hotel, and the country, she’s also got her sights set on the judge.  It is no wonder that her husband Douglas has his sights set on Evelyn, whose every kind word does not go unnoticed.

Muriel Donnelly (Maggie Smith), a racist, former housekeeper, is told she must wait months for a hip replacement in England, so she takes advantage of a free flight, cheaper rate, and immediate surgery in India.  She’s very skeptical about anyone of another race performing the operation, but the pain is too great to wait.  She’s rude to the staff at the hotel, but her rudeness is misinterpreted in a good way by a non-English speaking housekeeper who is usually just ignored by the guests.  What she is in India to learn is obvious.  How she learns it and what she helps others to learn is not so obvious but is certain a bright spot of the film.

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Norman (Ronald Pickup) is lonely and horny.  So is Madge (Celia Imrie).  You would think they’d be a perfect match, but what they seek is more than just a booty call.  Norman is very up front about himself, despite using the name John Smith when going to a doctor for Viagra.  Madge attempts to get a discount at a social club by pretending to be a member of the Royal Family and specifically asks about the population of wealthy bachelors.  She says she is “single by choice, just not my choice.”  She even shows a hint that she might have lost her interest in men.  Meanwhile, she helps set Norman up with an English woman living in India.  He is not shy and willing to admit what he wants, but he’s just having trouble finding someone who is interested.

They all choose to stay at TBEMH either because of an adventurous nature or they were fooled by altered pictures and exaggerated descriptions on the hotel’s website.  TBEMH is run by Sonny is easily my favorite character and played by Dev Patel (Slumdog Millionaire) with brilliant optimism and energy.  He has a positive answer for everything, including while someone is plotting out how to demolish the hotel as well as the quote at the very beginning of this review.  Unfortunately for Sonny, his mother (Lilette Divey) lacks the vision he has for the family business that is scheduled to be sold by his brothers.  Mrs. Kapoor, like the hotel guests, has also experienced a loss, that being her husband’s life after devoting it to the failing hotel, but Sonny knows he can bring it back provided that his mother gains some patience and he gains some financial backing.  By the end of the film, there are three new romances, two failed attempts, and one death.

In total, this may have been more than you might have wanted to read, but each story is important to the big picture.  Director John Madden fabulously balances a hefty ensemble cast.  Back in ’99 he directed Shakespeare in Love to win Best Picture but did not get Best Director, which is almost always the case with the winner of Best Picture.  Reason likely being that it was the same year as Saving Private Ryan.

As Evelyn says, “The person who risks nothing, does nothing, (and) has nothing.”  TBEMH is about the willingness to take chances, go someplace new, and learn something new.  It is also a reminder that regardless of who you are and what you have done, there is always someone who you can learn something from and someone who can learn something from you.


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