Skyfall

February 26, 2013

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One of the rumors that followed the release of Skyfall was that this would be Daniel Craig’s last Bond film, rumors likely started because Bond is seriously injured in the newest of the 50-year old series.  The injury throws his reflexes off, slightly diminishes his strength, and even leaves a little psychological damage.  However, by the end, I had strong reasons to believe that Craig will be back again.

Skyfall opens with the traditional chase scene, each with its unique stamp of vehicles and/or locations.  This one involves cars, motorcycles, rooftops, a train, and Bond getting shot by friendly fire.  He plummets to his apparent death only to surface in what seems like a tropical location, enjoying anonymity, sex, and drinking games that include scorpions.  However, when yet another cameo by CNN’s Wolf Blitzer announces a terrorist attack at the MI6 headquarters, Bond resurrects himself and submits to thorough physical and mental testing before he is allowed back in the field.

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Let’s go back to that opening chase for a moment.  Bond was trying to retrieve a stolen hard drive that contained encrypted information about all MI6 agents, but the bad guy got away with the goods.  Months later, after the information is decoded, agents are murdered and Bond must find out why and by whom.  The man who got away in the opening chase is found and Bond dispatched to get him in a great visual nighttime fight with a giant HD television screen providing the backdrop.  The only negative about the scene is the typical good guy asking the bad guy, “Who are you working for?”  That question has probably never been answered in a film, and it isn’t answered this time, not verbally, but a clue is found that leads to the Far East.

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One person leads to another, and one fight leads to another, until Bond finds Silva, the man at the top, played excellently by Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men).  Silva has the creepiness of Hannibal Lechter but instead of eating brains he wants to eat Bond, literally, in a flamboyant kind of way.  Silva has a connection to Bond, which I shouldn’t reveal, and is a step up from most other villains.  He isn’t just out for money or death and destruction.  It’s not about gold or diamonds.  It’s personal.

The action, fights, and chases are as expected and excellent.  Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road to Perdition), in his first Bond outing, handles escapes and fights without the silly or amazing coincidences, such as most of the crap in the Mission: Impossible series.  He is known for visual touches like the aforementioned night fight in front of the glowing screen.  Framing his characters with stunning visuals is his trademark.  You’ll notice it in the trailer, such as the arrival in the gondola and Bond standing atop a building overlooking London.  The visuals were fabulous, but not everything was handled with as much directorial care as was necessary.  His first mistake is too much of TCD, Talking Criminal Disorder, in which someone is about to shoot someone, but they spend too much time talking only so that the intended victim will have enough time to figure out an escape while also allowing the criminal to explain something that we need to know for the plot to make sense.

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As for Craig, I like the humanity he brings to the Bond films but not “humanity” as in world peace and save the whales.  I mean more humanlike instead of a comic book character.  Bond struggles in Skyfall.  There are moments that intentionally test his physical and emotional strength, and he fails several times.  The title refers to his sprawling childhood estate on the Scottish moors where bad things happened, and he is forced to relive and remember what he has preferred to forget.  I like this a lot more than the Sean Connery (yeah, my opinion) or Roger Moore versions who were too suave and too easily managed their way in and out of trouble.  Judi Dench, stoic as ever, repeats as Bond’s boss, M.  She faces heat from the upper management, in the form of Ralph Fiennes, lately seen wielding a wand as Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter franchise.  Agents are dying, things seem out of control, in London, and M needs to answer for it.  She answers loudly, then softly, and then it seems that Fiennes is going to be around for a while, which is bittersweet.

skyfall-bilde-6A few small things were bugging me during one particular chase.  While Silva was running from Bond, there were three times he failed to do something as simple as closing a door in order to get away from Bond’s pursuit.  However, it wasn’t until long after the film was over when I realized he had “messed up” on purpose.  Something new in the gadgetry were earpieces and microphones worn by Bond, M, and agents so they could communicate during the opening chase and other action scenes.  Yet as cool as that was, it also caused a major hole.

The opening chase ended when Bond fought with the hard drive thief atop a moving train.  A female agent had a chance to shoot the thief, but he and Bond were too close together and fighting.  The agent told M it was not a clear shot, but M told her to “take the shot” because M knew that losing Bond might mean saving dozens of other agents.  The agent took the shot, knocking Bond off the train and into a river, which lead to his disappearance and ability to play dead for a few months.  But when Bond resurfaced, he confronted the agent about having shot him, and he specifically threw back at her the words, “take the shot.”  If Bond knew that, then he was able to hear M and the agent through his earpiece.  And if he could hear through his earpiece, he could also hear the other agent.  That means she could have told him to move so she could shoot the thief with a clear shot.

Little things like that bother me, which is why I have to remind myself to focus on the big picture.  As for Skyfall – it’s a big picture.  See it.  Teacher gives it an A-.

Ps. The good ol’ Aston Martin makes an appearance, as does an updated Miss Moneypenny.

Pps. There’s usually a big deal about each film’s Bond girl.  This film downplays that aspect, and I’m glad because I find the whole concept annoying.


2013 Academy Award Predictions

February 24, 2013

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Before I get into my predictions, let me first say how greatly disappointed I am at the choice of Seth MacFarlane to host the show.  I’m not a big fan of Family Guy.  One episode was great, but I’m tired of it now.  The only thing  I hope is that his act is funnier than his hairpiece.seth-macfarlane-4th-annual-governors-awards-02

Now, about these predictions.  When it comes to the films and actors nominated in all the major categories, I have seen six of the nine films represented.  That’s not bad.  However, there are some categories for which I had to completely guess.  In those instances, I usually looked for something that Academy voters lean towards, such as international attention and current events.  And gays.  They like gays out there, from what I hear.

So – here ya go.

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Argo (2012): Grant Heslov, Ben Affleck, George Clooney

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Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Denzel Washington for Flight (2012/I)

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Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

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Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Robert De Niro for Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

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Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables (2012)

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Ang Lee for Life of Pi (2012)

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Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen

Moonrise Kingdom (2012): Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola

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Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published

Argo (2012): Chris Terrio

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Frankenweenie (2012): Tim Burton

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Best Foreign Language Film of the Year

Amour (2012)(Austria)

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Life of Pi (2012): Claudio Miranda

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Best Achievement in Editing

Life of Pi (2012): Tim Squyres

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Best Achievement in Production Design

Les Misérables (2012): Eve Stewart, Anna Lynch-Robinson

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Les Misérables (2012): Paco Delgado

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Best Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling

Les Misérables (2012): Lisa Westcott, Julie Dartnell

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Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score

Skyfall (2012): Thomas Newman

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Skyfall (2012): Adele, Paul Epworth(“Skyfall”)

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Best Achievement in Sound Mixing

Life of Pi (2012): Ron Bartlett, Doug Hemphill, Drew Kunin

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Best Achievement in Sound Editing

Life of Pi (2012): Eugene Gearty, Philip Stockton

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Best Achievement in Visual Effects

Life of Pi (2012): Bill Westenhofer, Guillaume Rocheron, Erik De Boer, Donald Elliott

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Best Documentary, Feature

How to Survive a Plague (2012): David France, Howard Gertler

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Best Documentary, Short Subject

Redemption (2012/V): Jon Alpert, Matthew O’Neill

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Best Short Film, Animated

Adam and Dog (2011): Minkyu Lee

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Best Short Film, Live Action

Buzkashi Boys (2012): Sam French, Ariel Nasr


Argo – Best Picture of 2012

February 21, 2013

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During the first 12 minutes of Argo, someone put a belt around my chest and pulled it snugly.  Then about every 15 minutes, it was pulled another notch tighter.  Although I had trouble breathing, it was a good thing.  Seven Oscar nominations later, it was a great thing.

Argo begins with a short history lesson to summarize the rise and fall of Iranian leaders through the second half of the 1900’s.  Then about five dozen Americans inside our embassy in Tehran are surrounded by a few thousand angry Iranians because the US government did what would be the equivalent of letting Saddam Hussein hide out in the White House after he was forcibly removed from power.  The mob climbs the wall, storms the building, and takes 52 Americans hostage but not before six manage to slip out of embassy and take refuge in the nearby home of the Canadian ambassador.  Although the CIA is immediately powerless to do anything about the 52, they’re pushed to find a way to get the other six home safely.  Every bad idea (you. will. laugh) is put on the table, but the best bad idea comes from one of the best in the CIA, Tony Mendez (Ben Affleck), who nonchalantly shoots down all the other proposals before admitting that he doesn’t happen to have one.  Yet.

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It was 1979, as most of the music illustrates (except one Rolling Stones song that wasn’t released until two years after), and Star Wars was about as big as anything.  Star Wars was partly filmed in Tunisia, which has a landscape similar to Iran.  The plan calls for a phony Canadian film production company to get a script, create some advanced publicity, attach a couple of Hollywood C-list names, print some movie posters not even good enough to be a Star Wars spoof, and call a press conference to establish authenticity.  The only problem is that if anything went wrong, everyone would be shot as a spy.

Mendez starts with actual award-winning make-up artist John Chambers (John Goodman), who leads to award-winning producer Lester Seigel (Alan Arkin).  A trip to the printer, a press release to the – uh – press, and before you know it there’s a great buzz in Los Angeles that a very bad hit is in the works.  Argo, the ship used by Jason when he sailed with the Argonauts, is the name of a real and really bad script chosen for the plan.

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All humor aside, this is a tense film, and that aforementioned belt just got pulled another notch because there’s a clock that’s ticking.  Embassy workers attempted to burn and shred as much classified information as possible, but those crafty Iranians found ways to piece things together and find out if all Americans are present and accounted for.  The Iranian housekeeper in the home of the Canadian ambassador notices that their recent “houseguests” haven’t left the house for weeks.

Although Affleck’s beard and long hair are not typical CIA, his cool demeanor and matter-of-factness fit the mold.  Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Drive) plays Jack O’Donnell, Affleck’s boss, with all the expected narrow ties, door slamming, and finger pointing that are more expected of a Fed.  Goodman and Arkin do exactly what they always do, which is provide just the right relaxed banter that makes them seem like they never need to act.  They just need to “be.”  As long as they have a role that fits their range, they could be mailing it in and we wouldn’t even know it.  I thought their enthusiasm was a little over the top because I just didn’t expect those Hollywood types to care all that much about anything outside of their own industry.  Meanwhile, if there is any real performing that needs to be done, it’s by the no-name cast playing the six hostages.  The mix of fear and anger, each rising as the days progress, is measured just right as the pressure mounts towards their impending doom.  Stay in Iran and eventually be found and killed or risk the escape and possibly be found and killed.  Pick your poison.

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I don’t want to like Affleck, but now I have to.  I thought Good Will Hunting was feel-good crap with a silly premise, too much profanity, and a stock “other side of the tracks” story.  Fortunately, my childish attitude was properly justified with Gigli and Jersey Girl, but those bad films were likely good learning experiences for him, which may lead to very good films for us.  His acting and delivery still seem like cardboard, but that fits in this particular acting role.  Affleck proves what I prefer – that he belongs behind the camera instead of in front of it and that Gone, Baby, Gone was no fluke.

If there is anything to knock in Argo, it is only minor.  The previously mentioned Stones song was out of place.  Giving Mendez a marital separation and heartache for not seeing his son is overdone for a cop or G-man, and it also makes his portrayal slightly less believable because I couldn’t be sure if he was just that cool under pressure or if, without his family, he really didn’t care if he lived to see tomorrow.  Regardless of his acting, I now understand why most film critics were disturbed that he was left out of the Best Director nominee list.  Either the Academy knows something we don’t know, or someone’s got a personal grudge against him.  If so, it’s likely for making us watch Gigli.

Of the nine films nominate for Best Picture at this Sunday’s big-ass Hollywood party, I have seen six of them.  And of the six I have seen, Argo ranks #1.  As it ended, I felt a twinge of guilt.  No, not for disliking Affleck but for knowing more about the six Americans who were trapped – but in a friendly home – for about 80 days and less about the 52 hostages who blindfolded, beaten, and held captive for 444 days.  But that’s on me, not Affleck.

Teacher gives it an A.


The Great Movie Post – Finalé (6/6) Guilty Pleasures

November 25, 2012

This is for the movies I’ve loved that juuuust don’t seem to fit into the regular categories, and with good reason.  They’re not right.  They’re a little – off.  They got issues.  And they rock.  Feel free to list YOUR guilty pleasures in the comments.

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 Bad Santa  - 2003

Directed by Terry Zwigoff

Written by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa

Insults by BBT Inc.

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.

Bad Santa proves one of two things, or may be both:  either Billy Bob Thornton is the greatest actor ever or he is the biggest asshole ever.  Reason being the way he talks to The Kid (Brett Kelly) throughout the movie.  Thornton says the most horrible things to the pudgy wimp who is rejected by everyone in his life.  Even the kids who bully him get tired of how easy it is.

Willie (Thornton) is a small-time crook who specializes in burglary with the help of Marcus (Tony Cox) a midget (yeah, I like the word midget, sorry) who plays a grumpy sidekick to Thornton’s Santa.  At holiday time, the get hired as department store Santa & Co. in order to case the joint in preparation for unloading the safe.  It’s a long-term process that takes patience and drinking, and meeting Sue (Lauren Graham), a slut of a bartender with a fantasy to bang Santa.  If there were ever a woman from a movie with whom I could spend a night, it’d be Sue.  No, I don’t look like Santa, but she makes you wish you did.

The problem starts when the store detective Gin (Bernie Mac) gets suspicious and learns about Bob’s rap sheet.  The problem gets worse with Bob’s drinking problem and when he meets the kid getting bullied in the mall parking lot.  After driving the kid home, Bob learns that not only is the kid’s parents rich, but they’re gone for a while, leaving easy pickings for Bob who has to do little more than charm the incoherent grandmother played by Cloris Leachman.  Bob gets slightly, very slightly attached to the kid as he learns more about his sad existence while getting ready for safe-cracking night at the department store.

Get the unrated version with nastier, dirtier language, especially when Bob is overheard with a female friend in the dressing room by the shocked and confused store manager John Ritter.

Favorite scene – when Santa shows up drunk as kids are waiting to sit on his gross lap.

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Wild Things – 1998

Directed byJohn McNaughton

Written by Stephen Peters

Champagne by Les Bians

A high school guidance counselor is framed for raping two of his students…or is he?

It’s a thriller, but a goofy, campy one.  It’s an erotic thriller, but it’s just cheap skin flashes and gratuitous girl-on-girl moments.  It’s a web of twists, but – it really is.  And if you take away Denise Richards in a wet, white t-shirt and white shorts, if you take away the sleazy guidance counselor who ends up in a threesome with two female students, and if you take away the comic relief of Bill Murray, you really have a tight plot and a who-dun-it that isn’t over until the last of the credits has rolled.

Kelly is the rich, snobby high school girl.  Suzie is the trashy slut.  They hate each other, but only when you’re looking.  When you’re not, they’re involved in an elaborate scheme to get millions of dollars, fake a death, and disappear.  One or both of them was raped, allegedly, by Sam Lombardo (Matt Dillon), the guidance counselor at school who is being investigated by his friend, Detective Ray Duquette (Kevin Bacon).

Yeah, there are lots of things that wouldn’t really happen, but just go with it.  There are crosses and double crosses galore, and even when you think you know what really happened and the credits are rolling, pay attention because there are a few extra scenes interspersed right to the very end that bring curveballs enough to totally change what you thought you knew.

Favorite scene:  when Denise Richards washes the car.

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1941 – 1979

Directed by Stephen Spielberg

Written by Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale

Compass by Cracker Jacks

Hysterical Californians prepare for a Japanese invasion in the days after Pearl Harbor.

First, let’s list the actors starring, supporting, or just appearing in brief scenes in order as presented by IMDB:  Dan Akroyd, Warren Beatty, Lorraine Gray, Murray Hamilton, Christopher Lee, Tim Matheson, Robert Stack, Treat Williams, Nancy Allen, John Candy, Eddie Deenzen, Patti LuPone, Slim Pickens, Joe Flaherty, Michael McKean, Mickey Rourke, James Caan, Penny Marshall, and more.  You won’t know all their names, but you will know their faces and/or voices, especially Deenzen, mostly remembered as “Eugene” from Grease.

In the understandable paranoia that set in after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, citizens and second-rate military outfits along the west coast are watching the skies and seas in fear of another attack.  It’s a slapstick party of zoot suiters versus tough soldiers as everyone wants to meet a girl before being sent off to war.  And then there’s Wild Bill Kelso (John Belushi) and a rogue pilot in a P40 Mustang strafing Hollywood looking for the Japanese.  To describe it would only lessen any excitement you already don’t have, but give it a try.  Slim Pickens plays, well, most any other Slim Pickens character ever as he’s captured by the Japanese who can’t find Hollywood.

The film was an early warning to Spielberg fans that he had two obsessions:  airplanes and American at war.  His aerial obsession returns in later films like Always and Empire of the Sun.

Favorite scene:  getting the compass.

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Used Cars  1980

Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Written by Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale

Paint by Yellow Cab Co.

When the owner of a struggling used car lot is killed, it’s up to the lot’s hot-shot salesman to save the property from falling into the hands of the owner’s ruthless brother and used-car rival.

After marginal success with 1941, the team of Zemeckis and Gale said, “We got this,” and too their zaniness to the used car lot.  As much as you already hate car salesmen, these are worse.  Rudy Russo (Kurt Russell) is a shyster with political ambitions, which makes total sense.  If he can sell enough cars, he’ll have enough for his campaign for state senate.  Problem:  Luke and Roy Fuchs (both by Jack Warden) have competing used car lots.  Rudy works for nice guy Luke, who lends Roy money for the campaign.  When Luke dies of a stroke, conniving brother Roy wants to take ownership of his brother’s lot, but he can’t until he can prove that Luke is dead.

Yeah, it sounds stupid, and it is, but it’s a full-farce laugh riot with inappropriate jokes, black humor, and some fabulous schemes by a team of hi-tech guerillas (Michael McKean and David Lander – aka Lenny and Squiggy) who help steal business from Roy’s car lot, right across the street.  Things get sticky when Luke’s daughter Barbara (Deborah Harmon) shows up looking for her father.  Just buckle up and go along for the ride (did I really write that?), especially when Jeff the salesman (Garrit Graham) and Jim the mechanic (Frank MacRae) are on screen.

Favorite scene – interrupting President Carter’s state of the union address.

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The Kentucky Fried Movie – 1977

Directed by John Landis

Written by David and Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams

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Imagine you had a chance to make a bunch of raunchy, politically incorrect, borderline racist, definitely sexist, funny as hell skits and assemble them into a feature film and have John Landis (Animal House, American Werewolf in London) direct.  These were the minds that would eventually create a string of hits like Airplane! Police Squad and Animal House.  Skits with titles like “United Appear for the Dead,” “Danger Seekers,” “Cleopatra Schwart,” “Big Jim Slade,” “A Fist Full of Yen,” “The Wonderful World of Sex,” “That’s Armageddon,” and my favorite “Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.”

Don’t try to make sense of it.  Just lock up the kids, get a case of beer, and enjoy.

Favorite scene – the glass shower door.

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Horse Feathers – 1932

Directed by Norman Z. McLeod

Written by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby

Passwords by Swordfish

Quincy Adams Wagstaff, the new president of Huxley U, hires bumblers Baravelli and Pinky to help his school win the big football game against rival Darwin U.

Vaudeville, football, and gambling collide when the Marx Brothers hit a college campus where Groucho has been named the new president of Huxley College.  The first problem is beating rival Darwin College in their traditional football matchup.  Groucho attempts to hire two burley ringers to suit up for Huxley, but Darwin has already paid for their services, leaving Huxley to accidentally pay for two idiots (Chico and Harpo) thinking they are the actual ringers.

There’s a sexy college widow and good times in a speakeasy with secret passwords and card games.  There’s the usual piano playing with Chico, crooning with Zeppo, and silent slapstick with Harpo, and suggestive innuendo with Groucho.  I was raised on this stuff every Sunday up in the New York area right after Abbott and Costello, which was right after The Bowery Boys.  Those were good times, and I’ll never let them go.  Please give it a peek.

Favorite scene – when Groucho teaches about white corpuscles.

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“And don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven – because it hasn’t.”

- B. Bonny

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The Great Movie Post (4/6) For the Laughs

November 7, 2012

So, after all that good-hearted bickering and a poor excuse of a Presidential campaign, let’s find a way to smile again.  What better time than a review of the best comedies ever filmed?

Please keep in mind that these categories were very loooosely created and adjusted in order for me to find a way to feature the comedies that I think are the best.  Yeah, one or two might not really fit their labels, but there was no way I could leave them out.

 Romantic Comedy

a.k.a. chick flick

 Parody/Comedy

Turning the familiar upside down

 Goofball Comedy

Eyes poked, shins kicked, pants dropped

 Intellectual/Satirical Comedy

We’re laughing, but we’re making a point too

 Intellectual/Goofball Comedy

A poke in the eye, but for a good reason

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1.  When Harry Met Sally – 1989  Romantic comedy

Close 2nd  500 Days of Summer – Groundhog Day

Directed by Rob Reiner

Written by Nora Ephron

Orgasms by FWB

Oscar nominated for Best Original Screenplay.

 “Harry and Sally have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear sex would ruin the friendship.”

 Okay, this IMDB blurb seems like the only response is “who cares?”  But everybody cared when Billy Crystal showed that sometimes the little guy with the big heart can win.  He’s not tall, dark, nor handsome.  She’s neither visually nor physically stunning.  They’re just two regular people trying to find someone to make their lives better.  The problem is that they’re so uber-quirky that it’s almost impossible for either of them to find anyone who would spend ten minutes with them.

Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) meets Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) when a friend pairs them up to drive together across the country during their summer break from college.  Harry immediately explains to Sally why a man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, and then spends 90 minutes attracted to a woman he can’t stay friends with.  What ensues is a periodic meeting and parting of two people who seem destined to get together and then apart again, then together again.  Few films are this rich in sharply cut dialogue that you wish you could remember when you need to be funny at a party or a boring Thanksgiving when the football games are as lopsided as the dessert or Aunt Edna, where the dessert eventually resides but only in a slightly less attractive form than the human who ingested it.

See what I did there?  My best interpretation of something that Harry would have said but not until it was written for him by the late Nora Ephron.  Billy Crystal did a little bit of ad-libbing during filming, and he did a little ad-libbing during all of his Academy Awards hosting gigs, but make no mistake.  Robert Wuhl was behind the majority of his funniness on that stage, just as Ephron handed him most of what he’s remembered for in one of the best chick flicks ever made.

Interesting note:  millions of men who use online dating sites will commonly say they’re looking for a “Meg Ryan” type based on her role in this movie.

Favorite scene:  Baby Fishmouth

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2.      Young Frankenstein – 1974  parody/comedy

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Directed by Mel Brooks

Written by Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks

Brains by Abby Normal

Oscar nominated for Best Sound and Adapted Screenplay

 Dr. Frankenstein’s grandson, after years of living down the family reputation, inherits granddad’s castle and repeats the experiments.

 When Mel Brooks was on The Tonight Show to promote Young Frankenstein, Johnny Carson asked him, “Why did you make the movie in black and white?”  Brooks answered, “Because we couldn’t find crayons.”  Whether it’s classic horror films, Star Wars, silent films, the mighty Western, or literally the history of the world, nobody pokes fun in the eye better than Brooks.

With Terri Garr as the beautiful assistant, Madeline Kahn as the appearance-obsessed wife, Marty Feldman as the disfigured sidekick, and Cloris Leachman as the rueful housekeeper, Brooks employs a brilliant and familiar cast of characters to turn the Castle Frankenstein into something more like an open mic night.  A big surprise was an appearance by Gene Hackman in a scene that pretty much steals the show.

It’s the general Frankenstein story, which I don’t think I have to summarize for you.  All you need to know is how well Brooks is at taking anything and twisting it into something different and “better” in his own Brooksian way.  Gene Wilder is just his usual brilliant self, with the perfect hair and facial control in a role that I can’t imagine anyone else playing.  He’s got moments as the straight man, but he’s also got his over-the-top moments that he nails with the best of them.  And it’s not possible to talk about this film without saying that Gene Hackman, very unexpectedly steals the show as the blindman who welcome the Monster (Peter Boyle) into his home.

Favorite scene – Frau Blucher and the horses

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3.      National Lampoon’s Vacation– 1983   goofball comedy

Close 2nd – The Big Lebowski

Directed by Harold Ramis

Written by John Hughes

Oscar were in the wrong suitcase.

 “The Griswold family’s cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated.”

 Someone who commented on the introduction post for this whole movie thing wrote that she was looking forward to which John Hughes movie would be chosen.  It wasn’t until I wrote this part that I realized that Hughes had written Vacation.  Based on his short story “Vacation ’58,” this is one of the few films in which I can say I enjoyed watching Chevy Chase.  He, like Jim Carrey, got stale rather quickly, but this was when he was still fresh, but a big nod to director Harold Ramis (Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Animal House, The Office) for keeping Chase focused.

Clark Griswold (Chase) just wants to take his family on a cross-country vacation from Chicago to Los Angeles en route a visit WallyWorld, clearly based on DisneyLand, with Marty Moose instead of Mickey Mouse.  Unfortunately for Clark – and fortunately for us – everything goes wrong.  Stopping to visit family in Kansas results in two unwanted guests joining the trip.  Stranded in Death Valley doesn’t help, nor does a short visit to the Grand Canyon.  Along the way, Clark is tortured by the recurring appearance of Christie Brinkley, a supermodel in her prime at the time.

Vacation was a launching moment for several people:  Ramis as a director – he was already established as a writer, but needed this break to show what he could do behind the camera.  Anthony Michael Hall as an actor – this began a great association of Hall and Hughes.  Jane Krakowski – only 15 at filming.

Interesting note – there’s a scene set with the white-trash relatives in Kansas in which Audrie Griswold and Cousin Vicki, two teenage girls, talk about “growing up.”  In the original release, when they talk about “French kissing,” Vicki reacted by saying “Daddy says I’m the best.”  Apparently that outraged some people, and later editions had that line replaced with “My science teacher says I’m the best.”

Favorite scene – the BB gun.

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4.      Monty Python and the Holy Grail – 1975  intellectual/satirical comedy

Close 2ndAnnie Hall

Directed by Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones

Written by Python (Monty)

Witches by Crusades Inc.

Oscar ignored because the academy wasn’t ready.

 King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles.

 Intellectual comedy?  Yes, yes, and yes.  Not a goofball comedy?  Then you don’t know Python.  My first introduction to Python was around 1974 when my sister and I would sit up late on Sunday and wait for New York’s PBS station, WNET, channel 13.  We knew a couple of things.  One was that there was plenty of goofball stuff.  Two was that there was occasional nudity – such as the sketch called “The Dull Life of a Stockbroker” -

so we had to be ready to change the channel.  To us, it was goofball stuff because we weren’t able to follow the dialogue just yet.  And when I first saw Holy Grail in the theater, I was ready for the goofball stuff, but instead I was hit with a fabulous satire that looked almost slapstick but had the tightest, wittiest writing I’d ever been lucky enough to hear.

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table are rather bored and aimless until God appears, bestowing unto them a quest to find the Holy Grail.  Each of the knights sets off in various directions, starring in their own episodes of craziness, and although there are slapstick/goofball moments (The Black Knight), it’s more about the social and historical commentary.  It features moments that rip apart the feudal system, arranged marriages, witch hunts, and much more.

Favorite scene:  African or European Swallows

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5.      The 40-Year Old Virgin –2005   intellectual-goofball comedy

Close 2nd  – Raising Arizona

Directed by Judd Apatow

Written by Judd Apatow and Steve Carell

Awkward Moments by Jane Lynch, Inc.

Oscar ignored because it’s just better that way.

 Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who’s never “done the deed” only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

 The opening shot shows Andy (Steve Carell) sleeping beneath a comforter with gridlines across it, like a giant net.  It’s about a rigid as his – well – anatomy, and it depicts Andy’s uptight and methodic approach to life.  He does A, B, and C every day, and don’t do anything to throw him off.  Andy is a nice guy, and that’s all there is to it.  He’s polite, respectful, and socially awkward.  For whatever reason, he doesn’t seem to know anything about sex and women.  Unfortunately, Andy must rely on the familiar Judd Apatow team of Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen to help him through his troubles.

It must have been a set full of powerful improvisation to watch those stars as well as Jane Lynch and a supporting staff that includes Catherine Keener, Romany Malco, and two Indian actors, Shelly Malvil and Gerry Bednob, who had me crying out loud.  Add to that an amazingly horny and sexy Elizabeth Banks, and all bases are covered.

It’s a combination of occasional slapstick, like when Rogen is flicking Rudd in a very sensitive place, and quick-witted verbal jousting, like when the Indian co-workers are trading racist jokes with Malco, who is African American.

If possible, see the unrated version, and make sure there are no kids in the house.  The language is raw, inappropriate, and hilarious.  The romance between Keener and Carell is believable and necessary.  The steamy Banks is enough to get you “ready.”  And it’s a DVD you’ll want to buy in order to watch when you’re having a bad day.

Interesting note – this is one of the first DVD’s I’ll search for after a bad day.

Favorite scene:  chest-hair waxing, honorable mention to Catherine Keener in her underwear

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up next:  For the Family


The Great Movie Post (3/6) For the Drama

October 28, 2012

Hero

when an individual either gains a super power or uses great ability to accomplish something

Drama

just the human element of drama, but not the drama queen kind

Sports Drama

with or without balls

Death Drama

when a movie sucks us into someone life, and the only way to end the story is with their death

Crime Drama

bang bang bang.  nice suit

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Batman Begins – 2005  (Hero)

Close 2nd  Unbreakable

Directed by Christopher Nolan

Written by Bob Kane and David Goyer

Wings by Boeing

Bruce Wayne loses his philanthropic parents to a senseless crime, and years later becomes the Batman to save the crime-ridden Gotham City on the verge of destruction by an ancient order.

There have been too many Batman movies for my taste, and I’m not happy about choosing any of them as the best “hero” film.  For me, the 2nd choice is really the best overall hero movie.  However, when it comes to all of the Batman movies, this one is significantly better than the others because of how well it details what created him.  And I don’t just mean his parents being killed as much as I mean what Bruce Wayne does for years, disappearing in Asia, physical training with secret Ninja warrior guys who seriously beat the crap out of him, attempting to kill him in order to seriously toughen him up.

I’m not a Christian Bale fan, but I would be rather cynical and lying to myself to say he isn’t the best Batman yet.  He’s not physically dominant, but he’s got skills.  He’s not a pretty boy, nor should he be because his money talks.  That’s why he ends up in a fountain with two women at a fancy schmancy white-tie event and then drives away in something Ferrari-like with both women stacked up in the passenger seat.

I’m a fan of “why,” not what.  I don’t care what superheroes do.  We all know “what” they do.  I know Superman flies.  I want to know why.

I’m giving the last paragraph to Unbreakable because there’s a great hero in there.  Bruce Willis plays a most regular guy, a college stadium security guard, who is the only survivor of a train crash.  Closer examination shows that he’s never been sick a day in his life, never been hurt, and this isn’t the only crash he’s survived.  He starts to realize that he might have some kind of special power or ability, and he decides to test it.  It’s a realistic shot at how someone might really react when learning that he might be superhuman.  An added dimension is Samuel L. Jackson, who counterbalances the positives the Willis possesses.  Jackson, being extremely fragile, suspects his opposite is out there.  However, the lengths he goes to find him are disturbing.

Favorite scene:  training with Liam Neeson

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 Forrest Gump– 1994  (Drama, plain storytelling drama)

Close 2ndTo Kill a Mockingbird

Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Written by Winston Groom (novel), Eric Roth (screenplay)

Shrimp by Bubba Gump Shrimp

Oscars won for best director, best picture, actor in a leading role, adapted screenplay, visual effects, editing.

“Forrest Gump, while not intelligent, has accidentally been present at many historic moments, but his true love, Jenny, eludes him.”

At this time, let us put our hands together and give a very sincere “thank you” to John Travolta for passing up on the offer to play Forrest, Forrest Gump and allowing Tom Hanks to forever imprint himself upon our hearts with what is the single most amazing male acting performance I have ever seen.

I would love to interview actors about playing characters who are “special” in one way or another.  There’s a great scene in Tropic Thunder in which Robert Downey Jr. lectures Ben Stiller about going “full retart”

I would love to know how Hanks approached this role, what he studied, or what he didn’t study.  Leonardo DiCaprio did a fabulous job in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, but he was limited by his script.  The script for Forrest Gump was epic.

Forrest Gump is the most innocent creature on Earth, and despite the chaos surrounding him, he never wavers from two things:  1. The “right” thing, according to what his ever-caring mother (Sally Field) has taught him and 2. Whatever Jenny (Robin Wright) wants.  He’s been in love with Jenny since he first saw her on his first bus ride to school when he had “never seen anything so beautiful.”  When not playing football for legendary coach Bear Bryant, being honored by Presidents Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon; Forrest is trying to find – and be loved by – Jenny.  Despite the ridicule from and redemption of Lieutenant Dan (Gary Sinese), Forrest never stops his quest to just help and be a good guy.

There are special effects moments that allow Forrest to be in the presence of the afore-mentioned presidents as well as other historical moments by using actual footage and creative splicing.  Film vets will likely remember this from an offbeat Woody Allen film called Zelig, which was a little underrated.  Here, the effects are accepted more easily because of the span and scope of the entire film and the history it encompasses.

How it remains off most published top-10 lists is a mystery.  The film’s greatness is not a mystery.

Favorite scene:  when Forrest returns from shrimping and sees Lieutenant Dan on the dock.

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 Rocky – 1976  (Sports drama)

Close 2ndThe Natural

Directed by John G. Alvidsen

Written by Sylvester Stallone

Punching bags by Shamrock Meats

Oscars won for best director, best picture, editing

 “A small time boxer gets a once in a lifetime chance to fight the heavyweight champ in a bout in which he strives to go the distance for his self-respect.”

To begin, there is no more perfect soundtrack ever to be placed with a movie than Rocky.  Yeah, Saturday Night Fever and Grease are a hair’s breadth away, but they haven’t had the same legacy or impact on their audiences.  If you’re a fan of 50’s and Doo Wop, you’re a fan of Grease.  If you’re into disco, you’re into Saturday Night Fever.  But Rocky?  What else is there?  It’s a niche all its own.  Technically, it’s classical music, but fans of classical music are not fans of the Rocky soundtrack, and fans of Rocky are not fans of classical music.  Over 100 words and not one about the film, that’s how great it is in its entirety.

A schlub of a nobody – Sylvester Stallone – not the offspring of Hollywood elite, not the nephew or cousin of a second unit director, just nobody.  Just a guy with a story in his head that he couldn’t put aside.  The story of Rocky is a Rocky story.  What?  Don’t understand that?  Yes you do.  Everyone knows what it means if I say ”It’s a Rocky story.”  It means that a nobody was able to succeed, and the writing and pitching and selling of the film Rocky is its own story.

Stallone was offered many things to give up his script and let the “experts” handle it, but he stood his ground.  They weren’t getting his story without him, and he was right.

Robert “Rocky” Balboa is a two-bit strong arm for a local two-bit loan shark and also a three-bit boxer.  He gets no respect, but he hasn’t earned any either.  He is most of us.  He feels and knows the greatness within him, but he never had his chance until a showboat among showboats, a self-promotion machine and heavyweight champ named Apollo Creed wants to give a three-bit nobody a chance of a lifetime – to step into the ring with the champ.  While everyone around him acts like fools trying to get involved with Rocky’s big chance, this biggest loser seems to be the only one able to keep his cool and his eyes on the prize.  The prize, however, is not winning the fight.  It’s just being on his feet and not looking like a fool after the final bell.

Favorite scene:  when Mickey wants to be his manager.

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Goodfellas – 1990  (Crime Drama)

Close 2ndBonnie and Clyde

Directed by Martin Scorcese

Written by Nicholas Pileggi

Guns by Smith and Wesson

Oscar won for best supporting actor, nominated for best director, picture, adapted screenplay, supporting actress, film editing.

 “Henry Hill and his friends work their way up through the mob hierarchy.”

Henry Hill was just a kid when he got involved in the mob.  However, he was loyal, respectful, and likable.  So much that he was invited further into the mob than he expected.  Henry had an energy and youth that was different from the established elder statesmen.  The old mob had a respect, a dignity, a code of what was acceptable and what wasn’t, but Henry’s youth did not easily accept that.  He was steering the mob in a different direction, just as the mob was steering him in a different direction.  When you push the mob, they push back.

Ray Liotta gives a powerful performance in the midst of a very powerful cast that includes Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, and Paul Sorvino.  We watch the rise of a mob-star and the fall of those around him.  But Henry’s success is not appreciated by everyone, and everyone else has to decide just how far they’ll allow Henry to go.  Liotta has the youthful enthusiasm.  Pesci has the killer instinct, and De Niro has a combination of both while still trying to hold on to the old-style mob values, one of which is to not mess with drugs.  Unfortunately, not everyone in the gang agrees, and that’s where things turn south.

What’s also worth appreciating about this film is how it makes this handful of mobsters seem like real people instead of brutal, violent, mindless criminals.  They’re the kind of guys about whom you’d say, “If they only used their intelligence for good instead of evil, who know what they could have accomplished?”

Favorite scene:  When the mobsters are cooking in prison.

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Bang the Drum Slowly - 1973  (Death drama)

Close 2ndPowder  (sort of)

Directed by John D. Hancock

Written by Mark Harris

Tears by Visine

 “The story of the friendship between a star pitcher, wise to the world, and a half-wit catcher, as they cope with the catcher’s terminal illness through a baseball season.”

 I hate death movies.  A “death movie” is a story that introduces us to a character, takes us through someone’s interesting life, runs out of what to do next, so they must kill the character.  Notable death movies are Love Story, Beaches, Terms of Endearment, etc.  In my not-so-humble opinion, a death story is the result of a writer not knowing what to do next because there was no conflict, just an interesting idea that was never fully developed.  You can try to prove me wrong, and you might succeed, but until then – I hate death stories.

With that being given, the best death story is Bang the Drum Slowly, which could be argued as a sports drama, but I say no because the very first scene tells us that fairly talented, good guy, and baseball catcher Bruce Pearson has a terminal illness.  Further gaining our sympathy is that Pearson is not the brightest crayon in the box.  I’m trying to politely say his intelligence is below average.  He’s not smart, but he can catch and throw, and he’s very likable.  So we care.

As the season progresses, so do the team’s success as Pearson’s illness.  Only Pearson’s best friend and ace pitcher Henry Wiggen knows what’s coming, although others suspect.  It’s a celebration of life, of fun, of making the most of the short amount of time we have on Earth.  I first saw it when I was a kid because I thought it was a baseball movie, and it’s no secret I love baseball.  When I realized what was actually happening, I was a shriveled mess of tears and curly hair, but it took another viewing for me to really see what the movie was about.  Jock itch.  Just kidding.

Favorite scene:  various moments when De Niro smiles when he knows what nobody else knows, but he’s come to grips with it.

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coming soon:  For the Laughs


The Great Movie Post (2/6) For the Dark

October 27, 2012

For the Dark

1. suspense – creature

like the psychological suspense, with people being chased by something

2. horror-paranormal

scary crap involving ghost, demons, etc.

3. violent thriller

also known as “slasher”

4. psychological thriller

the ones that mess with your head and mislead you into thinking shit that you later realize was wrong

5. erotic thriller

it’s thrilling, but they’re not shy about tossing in the nudity and at least a suggestion of sex

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 1. Jaws – 1975   (Suspense – with a creature)

Close 2nd - The Blob

Directed by Stephen Spielberg

Written by Peter Benchley (novel and screenplay) and Carl Gottlieb

Very few bathers were hurt during the production of this film

Oscars won for best film editing, dramatic score, and sound; nominated for best picture.

 “When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and grizzled fisherman set out to stop it.”

Few movies had so much promise at inception.  Few movies had so much go wrong.  Few movies had the brewing of an upcoming wonderboy director who was so unproven but with so much potential.  And few movies had a shark that couldn’t swim.  That Jaws was made with mechanics and not CGI was a blessing, not deficiency, because filmmakers tend to go a little too far with what their creatures can do.  I’ve seen shark movies in which the damn fish had furrowed eyebrows while snarling when about to attack.  Sharks don’t do that.  The shark in Jaws did what sharks do.  They eat things with the same attitude that we would have while opening a jar of peanut butter.  Business as usual.

As with The Wizard of Oz, I’m writing about Jaws as if you’ve seen it twice, but I’m commenting on it as if you, like me, have adored the film for almost 40 years.  It was the first movie I had ever seen after having also read the book, but a real book, a real grown up novel.  I was in 6th grade when I read it after seeing the fascinating cover of a book sitting on a table.  It was my uncle’s book, and he told me to go ahead and read it if I wanted.

Jaws was mega-successful on several levels.  You can’t go to the beach without thinking of it.  When you hear the theme by John Williams, you identify it immediately.  While it was not the first movie with a “monster” that stalked people and had to be killed – it was the first I could think of that was done realistically, not like a King Kong, Creature from the Black Lagoon, or a Night of the Living Dead kind of monster.  Frankenstein and Dracula are obviously just fictional horror, but it’s a lot more terrifying when the monster can actually be real and has probably been swimming right next to you without you even knowing it.

Favorite scene:  comparing scars and explaining tattoos.

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2. The Others  – 2001  (Paranormal Thriller)

Close 2nd - The Exorcist

Directed by Alejandro Amenabar

Written by Alejandro Amenabar

Darkness and Shadows by Lack o’ Light Ltd.

Oscars nominated for best director, screenplay, sound recording, cinematography.

 “A woman who lives in a darkened old house with her two photosensitive children becomes convinced that her family home is haunted.”

 I adore Nicole Kidman for various reasons.  It probably all started when she starred in Dead Calm with Sam Neill, playing a wife who is kidnapped by a mass murderer on a boat drifting at sea.  She’s not just stunningly beautiful but she is a fabulous actress.

In The Others, she plays a mother whose husband is away during World War I while she and her two children deal with living alone in an English countryside manor.  Alone?  Not quite.  She’s growing rather paranoid as things seem to happen.  She insists that all doors be locked because they seem to open and close on their own.  So do the curtains, but they pose an extra threat because her children are very light sensitive.  A piano plays by itself, until you open the door to find nobody in the room.  She advertises for hired help because the manor is just too big to take care of on her own, and a lovely elderly couple shows up who claim to know the house well because they’ve been caretakers there for the previous owners, which is evident in their knowledge of the estate.  But their knowledge is rather deep, and their awareness and silent stares too sharp and specific to simply lie on the surface as their history of being just previous caretakers.

Have I confused you?  Good, because The Others has one of the best “Pow” endings of any film in the past 20 years.  It’s a shame that few people are aware of it.  Hopefully, you’ll see it and increase the number of those aware of The Others.

Favorite scene:  The piano is playing, no it isn’t.

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3. Silence of the Lambs1991   (Violent Thriller/Slasher)

Close 2nd –  The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Directed by Jonathan Demme

Written by Thomas Harris (novel), Ted Tally (screenplay)

Brains by Einstein Catering

Oscars won for best actor, actress, picture, director, and adapted screenplay.

 “A young FBI cadet must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative killer to receive his help on catching another serial killer who skins his victims.”

 Feel free to argue if Silence of the Lambs should be equated with a “slasher” film or psychological thriller, but I see it as both in one.  The main reason this film is in this list at all is because of one very important moment that has never happened with any other film than this – which is when I sprinted, literally sprinted, to my car after the theater let out.  There has never been a film after which I was more afraid to be in the dark and without an armed contingent.  You can’t argue that there’s blood and/or slashing, but you can argue as to whether or not it’s there just to be there or there because it’s just friggin’ gloriously done.

Anthony Hopkins gives his most memorable and creepified performance as a former psychologist, now an incarcerated murderer who is willing – with conditions – to help the FBI track down a serial killer.  He’s happy to help, provided he gets a few things in return that don’t really make sense, but they add to the fun so much that we’re willing or absent minded enough to ignore it just for the sheer violent beauty of the moment.

Any film that takes five major Oscar categories – actor, actress, director, picture, and screenplay – cannot be ignored.  At the same time, there have been films I’ve hated that have won several of those categories, but there is so much that’s right about Silence of the Lambs  that it cannot be left off any list in which it’s in the running in any capacity.  On a personal note, I bought the Italian-language version of this movie poster for my classroom.  One day when I was absent, another teacher stole it.  I hate teachers.

Favorite scene:  ”It puts the lotion in the basket.”

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4.      Rear Window  – 1954  (Psychological Thriller)

Close 2nd - The Night of the Hunter

Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Written by John Michael Hayes, based on a short story by Cornell Woolrich

Binoculars by Peepers Creepers.

Oscars nominated for best director, screenplay, sound recording, cinematography.

 “A wheelchair bound photographer spies on his neighbors from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.”

Jimmy Stewart.  Doesn’t hurt that he’s my all-time favorite actor because he never really acts.  He just – is.  He and Jeff Goldblum (very underrated) do that better than anyone.  By the way, how do you put Grace Kelly in a movie and make it so she doesn’t seem important?  Two ways – 1. Have a superior story and 2. Let Alfred Hitchcock direct it.  He was notorious for having tremendous crushes on leading ladies and then punishing them because he couldn’t have them.  I’m not saying he did that to Grace Kelly like he did to Tippi Hedren, but he didn’t do Ms. Kelly any favors either.

L.B. “Jeff” Jeffries suffered an incident on a rooftop that caused him to retire from the police force as a detective.  That he then took up photography is only a device and excuse for him to have a camera with a powerful zoom lens and a flash.  Regardless, he sits in a wheelchair and spies on his neighbors in the building across the street.  Kelly, his girlfriend whom he seems to be disinterested in, thinks he’s nuts when he claims that one particular neighbor has been killed and that her husband is responsible.  Little by little, circumstantial evidence seems to be adding up, but it’s still circumstantial.  Comic relief is provided by Stella (Thelma Ritter), his nurse and caretaker, who believes him when nobody else does.

One of the more impressive elements of this film is the limited setting, in which Stewart is wheelchair bound and only able to look out his window throughout the film.  A lot had to happen in a very limited space, and leave it to Hitchcock to pull it off brilliantly and Stewart to bring it all to life with such restrictions.

Vertigo, another Hitchcock-Stewart film, was named the best movie of all time ever ever ever by a group of really smart film-going people.  Rear Window blows that film away.  Vertigo had plot holes you could push a wheelchair through and a few dramatic moments that seemed laughable and incredibly different from what a real person in real life would have done.  Not only is it not the best film all time, it’s not even the second best Hitchcock film.

Favorite scene:  Jeff’s caretaker narrating as they look at all the people in the windows across the street.

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 5.      Dressed to Kill  – 1980  (Erotic Thriller)

Close 2nd - Body Heat 

Directed by Brian de Palma

Written by Brian de Palma

Thigh-Hi’s by Victoria’s Secret

Nominated for nothing significant.

 “A mysterious, tall, blonde woman, wearing sunglasses murders one of a psychiatrist’s patients, and now she’s after the prostitute who witnessed it..”

If we’re going to do this right, there are a few things we have to admit.  One is that an “erotic thriller” is not judged by the strength of its plot but the strength of the “plot” in creates when you watch it.  Its strength is based on how hard it is to sit still, how many times you shift in your seat, and how many times you need to “adjust.”  Don’t deny it.  The category is not important, but it still exists.  To disagree is to deny reality.

In Dressed to Kill, psychologist Robert Elliot (Michael Caine) is communicating with a patient with identity issues, a patient who admits to possibly being gender confused with violent tendencies.  Meanwhile, a boy’s mother (Angie Dickinson) is killed, and there are reasons to think that the killer is a patient of the doctor.  Loosely connected is a hooker (Nancy Allen, who soon after married the director) who caught a brief glimpse of the murder in a lightning-quick moment going in and out of an elevator.  The rest of the movie is a cat and mouse game of who is chasing who and who saw what and who wants to kill who.  All of it is good, but it also serves as a window dressing to a fabulous scene in which the hooker (Nancy Allen) is used as bait to catch the killer.  There are many things she’ll catch, but I’m not sure if a murderer is one of them.  All in all, it makes for a perfect erotic thriller.

Favorite scene:  When Angie Dickinson stalks, and then is herself stalked, as she walks through and leaves the museum.

Favorite scene:  anything with Nancy Allen’s legs.

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Coming soon:  For the Individuals


The Great Movie Post (1/6) – For the Adrenaline

October 26, 2012

There will be six of these, each containing about five films.

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 1. Raiders of the Lost Ark – 1981  (Action/Adventure)

Close 2ndDeliverance

Directed by Stephen Spielberg

Written by Lawrence Kasdan and George Lucas

Desert dust by Tunisia

Oscars won for best art/set decoration, visual effects, film editing, and sound

 “Archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the US government to find the Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis.”  (IMDB)

 You can’t have a cooler name than Indiana Jones, no matter how hard you try.  “Indy” is as throwback as you can get.  No lasers, blasters, or spy cars.  He’s got a gun he uses sparingly, a whip he uses expertly, and a hat he dons perfectly.  He’s a college professor by day and a horse-riding, cave-exploring, code-cracking, tomb-raiding, bomb-making, wall-breaking, Nazi-hating adventurer by, um, by summer vacation.  He’s got more brain than brawn, but he’s still got brawn.  So when the Feds want his help to figure out what Hitler’s about to do next, he trades the plaid bow tie for the desert boots before hopping the next plane around the world.  And the sequels – except for the most recent – pretty much live up to the original.

The opening action sequence is as good as any of the traditional opening action sequences of any James Bond film – except Casino Royale.  The Raiders sequence goes a step further than most because it’s intellectual and suspenseful and not just physical, as are the Bond openings.  With Bond, it’s run, shoot, run, drive, shoot, drive, shoot, run, shoot, fly, shoot, etc.  With Raiders, you have to mix “think” in there a few times too, but not “drive.”

Interesting note –Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas had a rough time trying to cast the role of Indiana Jones and were close to settling for Tom Selleck.  To distract themselves, they took in a movie – Lucas’s most recent Star Wars installment, The Empire Strikes Back.  As soon as Harrison Ford hit the screen, they immediately looked at each other and smiled.  They had found their Indiana Jones.

Favorite scene:  The truck chase through the desert

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2. The Searchers  1956   (Western)

Close 2ndUnforgiven

Directed by John Ford

Written by Frank S. Nugent, from a novel by  Alan LeMay

War Whooping Comanche by Central Casting

 “As a Civil War veteran spends years searching for a young niece captured by Indians, his motivation becomes increasingly questionable.”  (IMDB)

 Back in the 70’s, when Bruce Springsteen released the Darkness on the Edge of Town album, he mentioned The Searchers as being an influence on his life as well as that album.  He referred to the final scene of John Wayne standing in a doorway, and it was echoed in Springsteen’s song “Adam Raised a Cain,” when the speaker of the song is standing in a doorway and afraid to enter a house because he’s not sure what’s going to happen.  He’s done his best, but he just doesn’t feel welcome, like he doesn’t belong.  I had not yet seen The Searchers, but when I did, I immediately understood what I had been missing from those songs.

Ethan Edwards had just returned from a recently ended Civil War, but he’s not the same as he was when he left.  He was a leader who understood that sometimes war drives men to do things differently.  And when they do things differently, they’re not the same anymore afterwards.  But sometimes, those ways in which they are different can be helpful.

Ethan fought in ways that were questionable to the rest of the army and the accepted rules of war.  He’s come home to find that his two nieces have been abducted by a Comanche tribe, and he’s not happy.  He’s a soldier, and since he’s rather void of peace at the moment, he’s going to stay in “war” mode and hunt down those Comanche if it’s the last thing he does.  In fact, he doesn’t seem all that worried about whether or not it’s the last thing he does.

Interesting note – it’s a Western, but it’s way more than a Western.  How so?  I have never cried more intensely at any other movie.  But it’s a Western?  Yeah, but it’s also a family drama.  That’s all I’ll say without spoiling anything.

Favorite scene:  When Ethan comes out of the canyon but won’t tell the others what he found.

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3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone – 2001   (Fantasy)

Close 2ndThe Lord of the Rings

Directed by Chris Columbus

Written by J.K. Rowling  (novel), Steve Kloves (screenplay)

Owls by Nature, Inc.

Oscars nominated for best art/set decoration, costume design, and original score.

 “Rescued from the outrageous neglect of his aunt and uncle, a young boy with a great destiny proves his worth while attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”   (IMDB)

 Let’s get this part out of the way – The first Harry Potter movie is not the best.  THE best was The Prisoner of Azkaban.  However, just like most series, you never forget your first.  Watching the boy under the stairs get rescued by Hagrid cannot be duplicated.  Watching Harry wearing the Sorting Hat and wish for Gryffindor cannot happen in any other film but the first.  Seeing all the first-year students going to their common rooms can only happen once as well.  And your, our, their first trip to Hogsmeade Village, the snow falling at Christmas time, just doesn’t happen the same way in subsequent films.

Harry Potter is for nerds, smart kids, loners, the anti-social, the happy, the introverted isolationists, and the freaks.  Or, everybody, especially those who sometimes feel like they don’t fit in.  Or, EVERYBODY.  To watch a disliked outcast who is suddenly the most miraculous savior with special powers is something that pretty much EVERYBODY has dreamed about.  Don’t deny it.  It’s not possible to read all seven books and not feel good about everything, as if someone just put icing and sprinkles on your life and said, “Take a bite, it’s all good.”  Because it is.  And it’s not possible to watch those movies and not wish you were one of those kids with wands and owls and magic and wishing Hermione would reach 18 but keep wearing the schoolgirl outfit.

Favorite scene:  Harry, Ron, and Hermione first meeting on the train.

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 4. Star Wars – 1977   (Science Fiction)

Close 2ndBlade Runner

Directed by George Lucas

Written by George Lucas

Light saber colors by Roy G. Biv

Oscars won for best art/set decoration, visual effects, film editing, sound, costume design, dramatic score, and a special award for sound effects creation.

 “Luke Skywalker, a spirited farm boy, joins rebel forces to save Princess Leia from the evil Darth Vader, and the galaxy from the Empire’s planet-destroying Death Star.”  (IMDB)

 I have heard too many times how 2001: A Space Odyssey is not only the greatest science fiction film of all time but likely the greatest film in general.  I have posed very sincerely that Star Wars, not 2001, is the greatest sci-fi film of all time and have been laughed at.  So here’s my question to those who laugh.  Well, those who have survived after laughing:  Show me the impact that 2001 has had on society and compare that to the impact that Star Wars has had on society.  Both films are at least 35 years old, meaning that most of you out there weren’t born when either was released.

Did you play with toys from 2001 or Star Wars?  Did you have nightmares about Darth Vader or HAL2000?  Do you pretend to fly an X-wing fighter or Discovery One?  Which is cooler hanging off your belt – a light saber or a monolith?  If you’re in a fight, would you prefer to have a blaster or a bone?  Which one has a Death Star?  ‘Nuff said.

Star Wars has a farm boy joining a rebellion against a repressive, dictatorial, all-encompassing evil empire.  2001 had a computer that wouldn’t follow directions.  Star Wars had alien creatures that flew and repaired spaceships.  2001 wasn’t even sure if there were any aliens.

Star Wars became an entire industry, and that doesn’t happen without a movie being great.  Okay, except for Twilight, you got me there, but this is just different.  It’s an entire universe that exists everywhere and nowhere, and apparently in the past, as crazy as that seems.

Interesting note:  if you’ve really seen it too many times, it’s fun to just watch and wonder how they talked Alec Guinness into signing on.

Favorite scene:  Luke and Leia being chased through the Death Star.

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  5. The Deer Hunter – 1978   (War)

Close 2ndThe Great Escape

Directed by Michael Cimino

Written by Michael Cimino and Deric Washburn

Rats by Rizzo

Oscars won for best picture, director, supporting actor, sound, film editing.

 “An in-depth examination of the way that the Vietnam war affects the lives of people in a small industrial town in the USA.”  (IMDB)

 It’s hard to find two more intense actors than Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken, and it’s even harder to find them both on one film.  The sad beauty of The Deer Hunter is how well it slips back and forth to these friends before, during, and after their tour in Viet Nam.  The film examines a few rather manly, Western Pennsylvania friends who can be seen either hanging in a local bar or driving back from the woods with a buck on the hood of a car.  We see them in life and death situations through the Asian jungle.  And we see how all of that mixes – or doesn’t – when they return home.  If they return home.  If they even recognize home once they return, and if home recognizes them anymore.

There are better movies that focus on war, but there are not better movies that focus on the warriors.  There is not one emotion left on the table.  Director Michael Cimino brings out what I think is De Niro’s best role, and I’ve seen everything he’s done.  Only Raging Bull might be better, but I say no because it didn’t demand the range that comes through in The Deer Hunter.

Favorite scene:  Russian roulette

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Up next:  For the Dark…


The Great Movie Post – intro

October 25, 2012

This is not a list of the top 10 greatest movies of all time.  This is not a list of films that are so “great” you have to attend lectures and festivals so that someone can explain just how “great” they are.  If a film needs an explanation, can it really be that great?

This is a list of films for everyone – the artsy folks, the blue collars, the white collars, the hipsters, the baby boomers, the semi-retired, the housewives, the kids (in some cases), and even old farts like me.  Invite me over.  I’ll show you just how old I am.

I arrived at this list using three criteria.

  1. I wanted films from as many genre as possible.  I know I didn’t cover everything, but I didn’t want three action/adventure films or three war-related films.  I didn’t want zero comedies, nor did I want too many.  I’m sure I don’t have all genre represented, but I’ve gone over this list so many times that I no longer care.
  2.  I wanted the kind of films that I sometimes find while scanning channels, and find a film halfway through, but I’ll watch the rest of it from wherever I walk in on it.
  3. My educated opinion.  There are plenty of people who know more about movies than I do, but that number is far, far smaller than the number of people who I can outdistance when it comes to film study, knowledge, and education.  Chances are I got you way beat – but not all of you, that’s for sure.  I started studying movies when I was about 8, when my father started ignoring both my mother and me.  We’d sit and watch movies, and I’d learn a few things about the actors and directors.   I don’t regret a moment of it, except that time we watched Same Time, Next Year.  That was awkward.

I was going to have an item #4, which was that no film could have been adapted from a book because I didn’t want any of the filmmakers to have a head start.  However, that would have excluded more than half of the list, including my single favorite, so I trashed item 4.

I chose one film from 25 genre.  I’m sure there are more than I have used, but I only used the ones that I either care about or thought of.  Feel free to point out others that did not come to mind.  The 25 genre are broken into five categories, so I’ll tackle five films in each post because I know it can get annoying to read too much about one thing at one time.  I know you have other things to do, and reading blog posts is not chief among them, even if it’s mine.

These aren’t the movies – just the genre.  I know, right?

A. For the Adrenaline

Way better song than movie.

1. Action/adventure

When the action takes place in out of the ordinary locations and, with a great stretch of imagination, could actually happen, unlike science fiction

2. Western

Really?  Horses, guns, Native Americans

3. Fantasy

Action/adventure but in a fantastical, unreal world with magical things

4. Science fiction

sort of like action/adventure but with futuristic gadgets, alien creatures, mixed with a basis of science

5. War

with uniforms and countries and really big guns, likely planes too

B. For the Dark

considered by many to be the worst film ever

6. Suspense – creature

unlike the psychological suspense, with people being chased by something

7. Horror-paranormal

scary crap involving ghost, demons, etc.

8. Horror-bloody

also known as “slasher”

9. Psychological/suspense

the ones that mess with your head and mislead you into thinking shit that you later realize was wrong

10. Erotic thriller

still messing with your head, but with nudity and at least a suggestion of sex

III. For the Individuals

11. Hero

Keanu Reeves as “Hamlet”

when an individual either gains a super power or uses great ability to accomplish something

12. Drama

just the human element of drama, but not the drama queen kind

13. Sports drama

with or without balls

14. Death drama

when a movie pulls us into someone life, and the only way to end the story is with their death

15. Crime

Mobs, gangs, cops, I see dead people.  There goes another one.

D. For the Laughs

love the show “jackass”

16. Romantic comedy

politically correct for “chick flick”

17. Goofball comedy

when stupid people do stupid things and we love it

18. Intellectual comedy

when you really have to listen to the dialogue

19. Intellectually goofball comedy

a combination of goofball moments with witty dialogue mixed in

20. Satirical comedy

when it makes fun of something that we already know about

5. For the Families

everybody love mickey

21. Animation

cartoons, stop motion, CGI, paper dolls

22. Holiday

Politically correct way of saying “Christmas”

23. Musical

when people suddenly break out in song and dance without necessarily being gay

24. Disney

Because there are enough that they deserve their own category

25. Concert

when a band performs live on stage with cameras rolling

what’s in the box?

6.  Guilty Pleasures

This is for the movies I’ve loved that juuuust don’t seem to fit into the regular categories, and with good reason.  They’re not right.  They’re a little – off.  They got issues.  And they rock.

 

The Wild Card

Something that I just couldn’t place above but wanted to mention

At this point, you might have noticed that I’ve got about 800 words and haven’t even mentioned one movie yet.  Sucks, I know, to read that much and now learn you have to wait until the next post just to see the first group.  I’ll hope you’re interested enough to come back for the actual movies.  Feel free to leave your nominations in the comments.  They won’t sway my opinions, but it could start a nice conversation.  Or a fight.

Coming soon:  For the Adrenaline


Ebertfest 2012 – Joe versus the Volcano

May 1, 2012

Wow.  Five days in beautiful, downtown Champaign, Illinois.  Too many commas there, and too many restaurants instead of home-cooked meals.  I’m sure I gained a few pounds, but it was worth it.

For those of you who aren’t aware of film critic Roger Ebert, this is the 14th year in which he has held his annual “Ebertfest,” or a festival of what he considers overlooked films, with extras.  For over a dozen years, he’s brought over a thousand people to celebrate film in his midwestern hometown.  Although several surgeries have threatened his health and cost him his ability to speak, nothing has stopped his ability to communicate with good-hearted film fans and just plain nice people who want to share a nice movie and learn something in the process.  Over the next few days I’ll post my thoughts about the films as well as some of the insights that were discussed in the Q&A that followed the films.  Each film was accompanied by one or more people involved with making the film, including writers, directors, producers, and actors.

Before I go into much detail about my first film festival, also my first Ebertfest, I should pat myself on the back for driving 800 miles, a.k.a. 14 hours straight, only stopping to whiz or eat a burger with a Mountain Dew or coffee.  I should also pat myself on the back for not stopping at the place in West Virginia with the sign that said “Free Beer.”  Admitting that will not help me win any new friends.  Admitting that it was a strip bar?  Well, that’s different.  A strip bar that says “free beer” on the sign.  I think I’ll have to leave a little earlier next year with one less stop at Cracker Barrel and one more stop – somewhere else.

Before I go further into non-detail about the film festival, I should also remind myself of a few things when I plan for next year.  While it was cool to save $100 through Travelocity by staying in one of their “preferred discount” rooms, it was not cool to spend about $100 in gas money because of how far away that room was from the theater, not to mention the extra time lost just from driving.

Still avoiding detail about the film festival, part of entertaining myself during that drive included making up new slogans for the various states through which I drove.

Ohio – “Rivers and baseball out the wazoo!”

Indiana – “Looks like Virginia – but with better teeth.”

Illinois – “Land of Lincoln – up until the end.”

Also, note to the Best Western in Danville, Illinois:  those lines in the metal doors aren’t fooling anyone.  They’re not made of wood.

Okay, first film -

Joe versus the Volcano

I don’t know why I didn’t pay attention to this movie back in the 90’s.  Might have been that I was getting fired right around its release.  Then again, that might have caused me to miss a movie in ’91, ’99, ’04, etc.  Regardless, (for those in Philly – “irregardless”) it was a fun story that featured dialogue almost as witty as When Harry Met Sally and almost as scenic as Dude, Where’s My Car?  Add to that a fabulous shot of Abe Vigoda in a headdress and grass skirt, and you can’t lose.

Joe (Tom Hanks) is just a number at work, punching a clock and doing nothing but absorbing fluorescent lights, making him more pale than musician Jack White.  When he goes to see a doctor about a pain, his diagnosis is two fold:  1. He’s got a “brain cloud.”  2. He’s going to die.  And, since he’s going to die, he may as well do something positive and throw himself into a volcano as a sacrifice.  Again the benefit is two fold:  1. He allows an innocent and non-terminal patient to live, and 2. It’ll cure him of his mullet.

Meg Ryan plays three roles, probably because she was coming off the immense success of When Harry Met Sally, and it would not have been wise for her to play only one of those roles because she just wouldn’t have been on screen enough.  She plays a distracted secretary and twin sisters with two very distinct personalities.  One is a wholesome blonde and the other an assertive, pushy redhead, both the daughters of a wealthy businessman who has a lot of interest involved in why Joe agrees to leap into the volcano.  Since Joe now has nothing much to live for, he’s inspired to actually live, have fun, take risks, and just plain “go for it” because there’s nothing to lose.

The movie was a risk for first-time director and Oscar-winning screenwriter (Moonstruck) John Patrick Shanley, but the studio was likely banking on the drawing power of both Hanks and Ryan, which pays off well enough for a good comedy but not for the box office they had hoped for.

The reason to see this film is none of the above but instead – now – three fold.  1. Tom Hanks ability to be physically and verbally funny.  2. Meg Ryan’s ability to look as cute as anyone, thus further explaining why so many men have included her in their online dating profiles as the type of woman for whom they’re searching.  3. Abe Vigoda.


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