The Great Movie Post (3/6) For the Drama

October 28, 2012

Hero

when an individual either gains a super power or uses great ability to accomplish something

Drama

just the human element of drama, but not the drama queen kind

Sports Drama

with or without balls

Death Drama

when a movie sucks us into someone life, and the only way to end the story is with their death

Crime Drama

bang bang bang.  nice suit

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Batman Begins – 2005  (Hero)

Close 2nd  Unbreakable

Directed by Christopher Nolan

Written by Bob Kane and David Goyer

Wings by Boeing

Bruce Wayne loses his philanthropic parents to a senseless crime, and years later becomes the Batman to save the crime-ridden Gotham City on the verge of destruction by an ancient order.

There have been too many Batman movies for my taste, and I’m not happy about choosing any of them as the best “hero” film.  For me, the 2nd choice is really the best overall hero movie.  However, when it comes to all of the Batman movies, this one is significantly better than the others because of how well it details what created him.  And I don’t just mean his parents being killed as much as I mean what Bruce Wayne does for years, disappearing in Asia, physical training with secret Ninja warrior guys who seriously beat the crap out of him, attempting to kill him in order to seriously toughen him up.

I’m not a Christian Bale fan, but I would be rather cynical and lying to myself to say he isn’t the best Batman yet.  He’s not physically dominant, but he’s got skills.  He’s not a pretty boy, nor should he be because his money talks.  That’s why he ends up in a fountain with two women at a fancy schmancy white-tie event and then drives away in something Ferrari-like with both women stacked up in the passenger seat.

I’m a fan of “why,” not what.  I don’t care what superheroes do.  We all know “what” they do.  I know Superman flies.  I want to know why.

I’m giving the last paragraph to Unbreakable because there’s a great hero in there.  Bruce Willis plays a most regular guy, a college stadium security guard, who is the only survivor of a train crash.  Closer examination shows that he’s never been sick a day in his life, never been hurt, and this isn’t the only crash he’s survived.  He starts to realize that he might have some kind of special power or ability, and he decides to test it.  It’s a realistic shot at how someone might really react when learning that he might be superhuman.  An added dimension is Samuel L. Jackson, who counterbalances the positives the Willis possesses.  Jackson, being extremely fragile, suspects his opposite is out there.  However, the lengths he goes to find him are disturbing.

Favorite scene:  training with Liam Neeson

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 Forrest Gump– 1994  (Drama, plain storytelling drama)

Close 2ndTo Kill a Mockingbird

Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Written by Winston Groom (novel), Eric Roth (screenplay)

Shrimp by Bubba Gump Shrimp

Oscars won for best director, best picture, actor in a leading role, adapted screenplay, visual effects, editing.

“Forrest Gump, while not intelligent, has accidentally been present at many historic moments, but his true love, Jenny, eludes him.”

At this time, let us put our hands together and give a very sincere “thank you” to John Travolta for passing up on the offer to play Forrest, Forrest Gump and allowing Tom Hanks to forever imprint himself upon our hearts with what is the single most amazing male acting performance I have ever seen.

I would love to interview actors about playing characters who are “special” in one way or another.  There’s a great scene in Tropic Thunder in which Robert Downey Jr. lectures Ben Stiller about going “full retart”

I would love to know how Hanks approached this role, what he studied, or what he didn’t study.  Leonardo DiCaprio did a fabulous job in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, but he was limited by his script.  The script for Forrest Gump was epic.

Forrest Gump is the most innocent creature on Earth, and despite the chaos surrounding him, he never wavers from two things:  1. The “right” thing, according to what his ever-caring mother (Sally Field) has taught him and 2. Whatever Jenny (Robin Wright) wants.  He’s been in love with Jenny since he first saw her on his first bus ride to school when he had “never seen anything so beautiful.”  When not playing football for legendary coach Bear Bryant, being honored by Presidents Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon; Forrest is trying to find – and be loved by – Jenny.  Despite the ridicule from and redemption of Lieutenant Dan (Gary Sinese), Forrest never stops his quest to just help and be a good guy.

There are special effects moments that allow Forrest to be in the presence of the afore-mentioned presidents as well as other historical moments by using actual footage and creative splicing.  Film vets will likely remember this from an offbeat Woody Allen film called Zelig, which was a little underrated.  Here, the effects are accepted more easily because of the span and scope of the entire film and the history it encompasses.

How it remains off most published top-10 lists is a mystery.  The film’s greatness is not a mystery.

Favorite scene:  when Forrest returns from shrimping and sees Lieutenant Dan on the dock.

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 Rocky – 1976  (Sports drama)

Close 2ndThe Natural

Directed by John G. Alvidsen

Written by Sylvester Stallone

Punching bags by Shamrock Meats

Oscars won for best director, best picture, editing

 “A small time boxer gets a once in a lifetime chance to fight the heavyweight champ in a bout in which he strives to go the distance for his self-respect.”

To begin, there is no more perfect soundtrack ever to be placed with a movie than Rocky.  Yeah, Saturday Night Fever and Grease are a hair’s breadth away, but they haven’t had the same legacy or impact on their audiences.  If you’re a fan of 50’s and Doo Wop, you’re a fan of Grease.  If you’re into disco, you’re into Saturday Night Fever.  But Rocky?  What else is there?  It’s a niche all its own.  Technically, it’s classical music, but fans of classical music are not fans of the Rocky soundtrack, and fans of Rocky are not fans of classical music.  Over 100 words and not one about the film, that’s how great it is in its entirety.

A schlub of a nobody – Sylvester Stallone – not the offspring of Hollywood elite, not the nephew or cousin of a second unit director, just nobody.  Just a guy with a story in his head that he couldn’t put aside.  The story of Rocky is a Rocky story.  What?  Don’t understand that?  Yes you do.  Everyone knows what it means if I say ”It’s a Rocky story.”  It means that a nobody was able to succeed, and the writing and pitching and selling of the film Rocky is its own story.

Stallone was offered many things to give up his script and let the “experts” handle it, but he stood his ground.  They weren’t getting his story without him, and he was right.

Robert “Rocky” Balboa is a two-bit strong arm for a local two-bit loan shark and also a three-bit boxer.  He gets no respect, but he hasn’t earned any either.  He is most of us.  He feels and knows the greatness within him, but he never had his chance until a showboat among showboats, a self-promotion machine and heavyweight champ named Apollo Creed wants to give a three-bit nobody a chance of a lifetime – to step into the ring with the champ.  While everyone around him acts like fools trying to get involved with Rocky’s big chance, this biggest loser seems to be the only one able to keep his cool and his eyes on the prize.  The prize, however, is not winning the fight.  It’s just being on his feet and not looking like a fool after the final bell.

Favorite scene:  when Mickey wants to be his manager.

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Goodfellas – 1990  (Crime Drama)

Close 2ndBonnie and Clyde

Directed by Martin Scorcese

Written by Nicholas Pileggi

Guns by Smith and Wesson

Oscar won for best supporting actor, nominated for best director, picture, adapted screenplay, supporting actress, film editing.

 “Henry Hill and his friends work their way up through the mob hierarchy.”

Henry Hill was just a kid when he got involved in the mob.  However, he was loyal, respectful, and likable.  So much that he was invited further into the mob than he expected.  Henry had an energy and youth that was different from the established elder statesmen.  The old mob had a respect, a dignity, a code of what was acceptable and what wasn’t, but Henry’s youth did not easily accept that.  He was steering the mob in a different direction, just as the mob was steering him in a different direction.  When you push the mob, they push back.

Ray Liotta gives a powerful performance in the midst of a very powerful cast that includes Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, and Paul Sorvino.  We watch the rise of a mob-star and the fall of those around him.  But Henry’s success is not appreciated by everyone, and everyone else has to decide just how far they’ll allow Henry to go.  Liotta has the youthful enthusiasm.  Pesci has the killer instinct, and De Niro has a combination of both while still trying to hold on to the old-style mob values, one of which is to not mess with drugs.  Unfortunately, not everyone in the gang agrees, and that’s where things turn south.

What’s also worth appreciating about this film is how it makes this handful of mobsters seem like real people instead of brutal, violent, mindless criminals.  They’re the kind of guys about whom you’d say, “If they only used their intelligence for good instead of evil, who know what they could have accomplished?”

Favorite scene:  When the mobsters are cooking in prison.

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Bang the Drum Slowly - 1973  (Death drama)

Close 2ndPowder  (sort of)

Directed by John D. Hancock

Written by Mark Harris

Tears by Visine

 “The story of the friendship between a star pitcher, wise to the world, and a half-wit catcher, as they cope with the catcher’s terminal illness through a baseball season.”

 I hate death movies.  A “death movie” is a story that introduces us to a character, takes us through someone’s interesting life, runs out of what to do next, so they must kill the character.  Notable death movies are Love Story, Beaches, Terms of Endearment, etc.  In my not-so-humble opinion, a death story is the result of a writer not knowing what to do next because there was no conflict, just an interesting idea that was never fully developed.  You can try to prove me wrong, and you might succeed, but until then – I hate death stories.

With that being given, the best death story is Bang the Drum Slowly, which could be argued as a sports drama, but I say no because the very first scene tells us that fairly talented, good guy, and baseball catcher Bruce Pearson has a terminal illness.  Further gaining our sympathy is that Pearson is not the brightest crayon in the box.  I’m trying to politely say his intelligence is below average.  He’s not smart, but he can catch and throw, and he’s very likable.  So we care.

As the season progresses, so do the team’s success as Pearson’s illness.  Only Pearson’s best friend and ace pitcher Henry Wiggen knows what’s coming, although others suspect.  It’s a celebration of life, of fun, of making the most of the short amount of time we have on Earth.  I first saw it when I was a kid because I thought it was a baseball movie, and it’s no secret I love baseball.  When I realized what was actually happening, I was a shriveled mess of tears and curly hair, but it took another viewing for me to really see what the movie was about.  Jock itch.  Just kidding.

Favorite scene:  various moments when De Niro smiles when he knows what nobody else knows, but he’s come to grips with it.

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coming soon:  For the Laughs


Why Advertising People Are Annoying

September 10, 2012

Not only do I love sports, but I’m one of those people who take sports too seriously.  For example, it’s not a secret that my favorite sports team of all sports teams is the New York Yankees.  Their uniforms do NOT have names on the back, but sporting goods stores regularly sell Yankees jerseys WITH names on the back, and that pisses me off greatly.  Of course I shouldn’t care, but I do.  I’ve written previous posts about things involving sports that were wrong, such as mistakes in films that involved sports, but this one – for me – is way worse.  And although most of the rest of the world would say, “Really?  You really care about that?  You have too much free time.”  And that’s not wrong, but if you’re going to spend millions of dollars to produce a commercial, you’re going to look like an idiot if you can’t get it right.

Yokohama did not get it right.

Yokohama Tires is currently airing a commercial in which cars are driving around in such a way that each car is mimicking the movements of football players, thus touting their tire performance by comparing a bunch of cars to an actual football game.  Click on the picture below to see the commercial:

 

 

 

Now, to compare, here’s an example of a typical football play as they are drawn up by coaches.

Notice the little X’s and O’s on the diagram?  They represent football players.  The O’s are for the offense and the X’s are for the defense.  But did you notice something in the commercial?  No, you probably didn’t because you’re normal and I obsess over sports.  In the commercial, there were X’s used to represent the offense and O’s for the defense, which is exactly the opposite of what it should be.

First, someone get me a secretary.  Then, have my secretary get Yokohama the phone so I can tell them to fire someone.

Thanks.  You can go back to the things in your life that are way more important than this brief rant.


How About a Little Competition?

June 23, 2012

re-posted – because you’ve never read it.

Remember when you “made the team”?  Maybe you’re old enough to remember when you went to try-outs, struggled through practice, had a number pinned on your shirt as you caught grounders and fly balls and waited your turn at bat.  You stood in front of coaches or judges and “nailed it” as best you could, but that “best” doesn’t seem to mean anything anymore.  There’s  no question that self-esteem is important for a child, but so is accomplishment.  Where does self-esteem come from?  Through winning or just showing up and wearing a uniform?

Have you been to the soccer games in which every game ends in a 0-0 tie?  And have you gagged when you heard that rule?  My sister was first-team all-state in softball, and that was as a freshman.  Her son is now about to start a much-anticipated high school baseball career.  When he was about 6 and playing in some sort of little kids pseudo-baseball league in which about ten kids formed a wall from first to third base, he let a ball go through his legs at shortstop.  My brother called to him, reminding him to bend his knees, get his butt and his glove down towards the ball.  The coach approached my brother and said, “Sir, we don’t talk to the kids like that here.”  Brother said, “What?”  Coach said, “We don’t draw attention to their mistakes.  We just want to encourage them so they’ll have a good time.”  Brother said, “No no.  You don’t understand.”  Let’s keep in mind my brother has an NCAA National Championship ring for baseball and Mom is in her high school athletic hall of fame.  ”How’s he supposed to get better if we don’t tell him what he did wrong?”  Coach said, “That’s something you can do on your own if you want, but we don’t do that here.”

Now, I recognize that’s a nice idea, but what about the parents who don’t have championship rings or mom’s who were first-team all-state?  What about the kids who want to play sports, who want to get better, but there’s nobody in their lives who is capable of doing anything more than driving them to practice and a coach who doesn’t know how to do anything except hand out cotton candy?  It seems that we’re becoming comfortable with mediocrity.  We’re backing off on the praise for the really outstanding kids because we’re worried about the regular kids who might be unhappy because they weren’t outstanding too.  We’re more concerned with feelings than results.  I know that there are times when each deserves to come first, but I have trouble seeing that come first on an athletic field.  I’m not advocating screaming at a kid who strikes out, but I am adhering to the idea that you learn more from your mistakes than successes.  There are many successes that are accidental, and those moments are not going to continue to be successful in the future.

If i guess correctly at a math question involving converting fractions to decimals, my teacher might assume that I know what I’m doing.  Then that teacher might also move on to other kids, which isn’t a bad thing.  What about next time, when again I guess but wrongly?  Then the teacher is going to be less thrilled with me for screwing up, and now I’m starting from behind because I had moved along all this time thinking I knew what I was doing, when really I didn’t.  So there’s an instance, albeit extreme, where I was successful but didn’t learn anything.  The kid next to me?  She got it wrong the first time.  She got extra attention from the teacher right away, and now she’s cruising through the third row of problems while I’m trying to get a new eraser because of all the mistakes I’ve made.

In a town I won’t name, there’s a high school cheerleading squad with 30 girls, 30 teenagers with cell phones and a desire to talk trash about anyone else as soon as one of them walks away.  It’s a Facebook disaster waiting to happen.  Thirty girls is fifteen too many, but the coach isn’t allowed to hold tryouts or cut anyone because the school district is too worried about the wrath of the parents and the self-esteem of the girls who don’t make the squad.  However, because they are all guaranteed a spot, they hold no value for it.  If the coach isn’t allowed to cut anyone, even for poor behavior, they kids are going to behave like brats, like when some of the girls refused to cheer because they didn’t like the manner in which the coach talked to them.

When the coach finally did attempt to kick a girl off the team, that girl’s mother sent threatening e-mails to the coach, athletic director, and principal.  With each e-mail, the coach offered to meet with and talk to the parents in person, but each time they refused and sent more threatening e-mails until finally the school administration put the girl back on the team and reprimanded the coach, all because the cheerleader had suffered “irreparable harm to her self-esteem.”  If a coach curses at or touches my kid forcefully, yeah, I want an apology at least.  But if my kid is breaking team rules, then I want my kid reprimanded instead.  Schools are giving too much power to parents and even more power to the kids.

If it’s not cheerleaders, it’s football, basketball, or anything else that involves a team.  Did I say “team”?  Oh, I forgot, we don’t have “teams” anymore.  We have collections of individuals all out to improve their stats and chances of a scholarship.  This is why parents hold their kids back from what should be their first year of kindergarten, so they’ll be a year older, bigger, faster, stronger, and (not always) smarter than the rest of the class.  Then they’ll stand out more on the field, on the court, in the classroom, and (maybe) on the SAT and college applications.We all want our kids to succeed, but at what cost?  Is it worth it for your kid to be at the top of the class when they’re really in the wrong class?  If that’s what it takes to get a top college scholarship, well maybe so, even though you’re kind of cheating against younger kids.  It’s kind of like putting an 8th grader in gym class against 7th graders.  It may seem like only one year, but it’s also 12% of their educational life.And what do you say to your kid when he or she is about to be a high school senior, and they figure out that they really should have graduated the previous year?  Maybe they’ll think it’s worth it because of the rewards, or maybe they’ll be a little upset if they think that you’ve cheated them out of a year of their life.  By allowing everyone to make the team, it no longer means anything to make the team.  By giving every kid a trophy, they’re not worth the recycled soda can they were made from.


Sweet Sweet Sweat

June 14, 2012

Reposted and edited.  Or revised.  Whatever.

I was recently watching tennis, the French Open.  One of my favorite sports events ever is Wimbledon.  That and the U.S. Open (tennis version) are bittersweet because Wimbledon marks the beginning of summer, ironically culminating around July 4, and the U.S. Open sadly marks the end of summer.  However, on the good side, it usually coincides with the start of football season.  But I’m not writing about tennis.  I’m writing about sweating.

I play tennis, and I especially love to play when it’s 90+ degrees outside.  Sometimes I put a little baby oil on before playing because it exaggerates the sweat.  On a really hard serve, I’ll actually see drops of sweat flying off my arm.  When I feel sweat running down my back and legs it reminds me that I’m getting a good workout.  That sweat is there for an important reason, but at the French Open I was watching Rafael Nadal take a towel and dry off sweat between almost every point.  If your racquet hand gets sweaty, that’s a bad thing as the racquet will occasionally either twist in your hand or just fly away.  So yes, wipe the sweat off your hand and that arm, wipe it off your face so it doesn’t get in your eyes, but don’t wipe it off the rest of you.  It’s better to leave the sweat on you.

We’ve all done this:  you’re in a swimming pool for a long time, comfortable in the water, and then you get out and run for a towel because it seems so much colder out of the pool, even on a hot day.  The same thing happens when you get out of a shower or bathtub.  This is because you’re covered with drops of water.  Water absorbs heat.  When drops of water sit on your skin, they pull heat from your body, giving you an instant cool down.  It’s your body’s own air-conditioning system.  When your temperature gets too high, you sweat, and the purpose is exactly to place drops of water on your skin to suck the heat out of you and cool down.

 

Wiping away that sweat does three things:

1. it stops your body from naturally cooling itself down
2. it causes your body to create more sweat
3. it dehydrates you faster because your body is using water for sweat.

It might feel a little weird, but leave the sweat on you.  The human body is a brilliant machine.  Put down the towel, and let your body do its job.


The 8th Commandment

April 22, 2012

 

originally posted about 5 years ago, but you never read it…

i was recently in a sporting good store standing near one of the registers, making a purchase, when a tall guy walked up around the line of registers and out the door. as he walked past me, the 20-something guy made too much eye contact with me. as he passed, i immediately looked at his left armpit, which faced away from the registers and cashiers, because i could tell he was doing something he should not. i saw a bulge beneath his hooded sweatshirt (on an 80-degree day) and knew he was shoplifting. i told the cashier even before the guy was completely out of the store. her reply: “i hate when people do that.” period.

i told another person, who said, “we can’t do anything about it now because he left the store.” to which i pointed out that the opposite was true, that you can’t do anything to a shoplifter while they are in the store, but you must wait until they are out of the store, then you can get them. while still inside, they can claim to be still shopping.

regardless, nobody cared. i pressed the issue until a salesperson happened to overhear me, and he went to find the manager. meanwhile, the cashiers simply commented how rude it is to steal and how there’s no point to it, blah blah, going about their business.

so why to people shoplift? for starters, at least in this particular store, it’s because they can. nobody cared, nobody made an effort to do anything about it. it’s as if their nails were wet and they didn’t want to mess them up.

we are pushing our standards of acceptability to the lowest they have ever been in this country. the more we allow things like this, the more we turn our heads when something or someone needs help, the more we have blind eyes and deaf ears, the further down we are going to sink.

people continue to think they have no effect on the world around them. we’re having a tremendous effect, but in the wrong direction.  however, you’d be surprised how much we can change things for the better – if we actually cared and made an effort.

 

 


Forgive Bill Buckner

April 18, 2012

 

Of all the screw ups, errors, epic fails, and just plain f**k ups in all of sports, one of the most remembered is Bill Buckner’s error at first base that gave Game 6 of the 1986 World Series to the New York Mets instead of the Boston Red Sox.  I don’t need to bore you with the details of the entire bottom of the 9th because, if you’re interested or don’t already know every batter and pitch, you can watch the video that recounts it.  However, what I’d like to examine is the one unfortunate play for which Buckner has unfairly blamed for the past 25 years.

It seems simple.  Mookie Wilson hits a slow roller up the first baseline.  Buckner gets to the line and in position.  The ball rolls through his legs.  Ray Knight scores.  Mets win.  But it’s not that simple.  Wilson, a left-handed batter, was already three steps closer to first base than a right-handed batter.  As you can see at 2:01 of the video, Wilson gets a great jump out of the batter’s box.  Wilson was an avid base stealer, swiping 58 in his best year, just a few before the ’86 season and averaging 27 a season for his career.  He was damn fast.  Buckner gets to the ball about 12 feet behind first base.  Calvin Shiraldi, the tall and lumbering Red Sox pitcher, was not the fastest man at covering first base as is normal for that play.  Now it’s not so simple anymore.

For those of you like me who have watched thousands of baseball games, watch Buckner’s motion.  Imagine the normal motion of an infielder scooping up the ball, cocking his arm back, and tossing to first base.  It’s not an easy play, but it was made more difficult by Wilson’s speed and Schiraldi’s lack of speed.  When I watch that video and imagine those things, I don’t see the possibility for Buckner to have thrown out Wilson even if he had cleanly fielded the ball.  Buckner drops down for the ball at about 2:03 in this video.  At 2:04, Wilson is touching first base.  I know that it’s possible for the actual video to be 2:03:00 when Buckner stabs at the ball and 2:04:59 for Wilson to touch first base, making it two seconds instead of one.  Regardless, Wilson would have been safe, and Buckner needs this alleged error needs to be dismissed.  Instead, fans have used it to define what is otherwise a fabulous career.


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