Language Pet Peeves

Reblogged partly from my very first post, because you never saw it. ________________________________________ There are a few phrases that people are constantly using that are just plain wrong, and that may or may not be their fault.  However, what really bugs me is when I try to tell them how to fix it, but they…

#fridayfictioneers via rochelle – 1/04

Every Wednesday Rorschach Wisoff-Fields posts a picture prompt to challenge writers to create a 100-word story or poem or anything that works for you.  After you post your work on your blog,  go back to her site and post a link to your blog entry on her Friday Fictioneers post.  Place.  Page. I’m going to try to keep up…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #363

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. “C’mon.  It’s just my nose.  Not like last week.” ______________________________ Now get on with your creative bad self and come up…

The Hobbit

Many uncountable years ago, Dwarf King Thráin ruled a beautiful and complex underground city of Erebor, carved inside the Lonely Mountain.  For too many years, his grandson Thorin watched as Thráin’s want for gold and jewels became an obsession, and too much was collected and kept inside the mountain.  How much gold is too much? …

Arbitrage

Arbitrage: the simultaneous buying and selling of the same thing with the intention of making a profit.  It is not easy to greatly admire and respect someone while also hating their guts and wishing reindeer would chew their innards for an appetizer and subsequently crap it out for it to be then picked apart by…

Safety Not Guaranteed

Darius (Aubrey Plaza), a recent college graduate, just wants to find a job that will eventually get her out of her father’s house and out on her own.  Although she can’t get hired as a waitress, she lands an intern position with Seattle Magazine, a not-so-prestigious publication that covers the area in and around its…

#fridayfictioneers via rochelle – 12/28

Every Wednesday Renegade Wisoff-Fields posts a picture prompt to challenge writers to create a 100-word story or poem or anything that works for you.  After you post your work on your blog,  go back to her site and post a link to your blog entry on her Friday Fictioneers post.  Place.  Page. I’m going to try to keep up…

Why I Don’t Like Christmas

 reblogged from ’09 – because you’ve never seen it Click “Like” if you want, but I prefer you don’t leave a comment. _________________________________ There’s only one day of the whole year that I truly hate, and it’s not one that I should hate.  It’s Christmas.  For about a dozen years I’ve spent Christmas Eve doing pretty much…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #362

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “Now will you vote for Gore?” ______________________________ Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption.…

#fridayfictioneers via rochelle – 12/21

Every Wednesday Ralphie Wisoff-Fields posts a picture prompt to challenge writers to create a 100-word story or poem or anything that works for you.  After you post your work on your blog,  go back to her site and post a link to your blog entry on her Friday Fictioneers post.  Place.  Page. I could not add revisions this week…