Aries Good news: Your loneliness is about to end. Bad news: They’ll have badges. ______________________________________ Taurus Don’t buy those new socks just yet.  Something important is approaching, and you might only need half as many. ______________________________________ Gemini Like swimming?  So do sharks.  Just saying. ______________________________________ Cancer Don’t even bother.  You’re so fucked. ______________________________________ Leo You’re…