#newyorker magazine caption contest #356

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. I have a feeling my caption might offend a few people who might see it as sexist.  Oh well.   I…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #355

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. I have a feeling my caption might offend a few people who might see it as sexist.  Oh well.   And…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #354

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “I understand your hesitation, but if you won’t let me do the procedure, then you’ll just have to go pluck…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #353

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. “Sorry.  I thought maybe a focus group would help me focus.” or “Well, they said to call if it lasts more…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #351

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.  I can’t think of much for this one. “No thanks.  We’re Amish.” Now get on with your creative bad self and…

#newyorker magazine caption contest 350

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “Great.  Now all you need is the red and the blue.” Now get on with your creative bad self and…

#newyorker caption contest 349

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “I’m sorry, Marge.  I tried to listen, but I’ve been having trouble focusing lately.” Now get on with your creative…

#newyorker caption contest 343

  So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “Horsepower?  You call that horsepower?”   Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a…

New Yorker caption contest #341

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. “You guys see a hare?” And don’t forget to vote from the picture posted two weeks ago. Meanwhile, get on with your…

Jeff, Who Lives at Home

I’ve said that there’s no reason to write a story without a plot because you literally can make a plot of anything.  It’s really not hard.  Why did Jeff get a wrong-number phone call asking for Kevin?  Is Pat’s wife cheating on him?  You don’t need anything more. Jeff, Who Lives at Home was written…