So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“I understand your hesitation, but if you won’t let me do the procedure, then you’ll just have to go pluck yourself.”
Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.