#newyorker magazine caption contest #363

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. “C’mon.  It’s just my nose.  Not like last week.” ______________________________ Now get on with your creative bad self and come up…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #361

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. And – yes – there is something creepy about this one, and I made a caption quickly so I didn’t have…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #358

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “Okay, Doc.  Where would I like it?” Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #357

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “Of all the things to ask, you want to know if his name is Jerry?” Now get on with your…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #354

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “I understand your hesitation, but if you won’t let me do the procedure, then you’ll just have to go pluck…

#newyorker magazine caption contest #353

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest. “Sorry.  I thought maybe a focus group would help me focus.” or “Well, they said to call if it lasts more…

#newyorker caption contest 343

  So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   “Horsepower?  You call that horsepower?”   Now get on with your creative bad self and come up with a…

New Yorker caption contest #335

So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment.  But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.   And don’t forget to vote on entries from two weeks ago.   Now you can vote on those finalists here:…

New Yorker Magazine Caption Contest #331

“Just ignore him, Bill.  Let him pass.” Every week, The New Yorker magazine has an excellent caption contest.  You create an online account, and then you freely go to the link and submit your caption.  After about a week, there’s a vote among the top three captions, according to people at the magazine with no sense…

– amazon breakthrough novel award

At the end of January, when I stopped teaching, I thought about the writing I’ve been promising myself to do for many years.  The first thing I did was put a couple of previously written, poorly written, novels for sale as ebooks.  There’s the Barnes and Noble “nook” and the Amazon Kindle as well as…