Do you know this man?  This is one of many people whom I should have the right to smack.  This is one of those people who sits behind the third or first base dugout at a baseball game.  Somehow he knows when the camera is on him.  He just can’t wait to get on his cell phone, call someone (or pretend to call someone) and then wave so someone (unless imaginary) can see him on television.

I want the right to smack him.