So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
“Okay, so this was a good start. Next week at 11am?”
And don’t forget to vote from the picture posted two weeks ago.
Meanwhile, get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter. Also, click on the picture below if you’d like to vote for one of the finalists from last week’s cartoon. Picture. Thing.
10 reasons for mountain climbing and cliff visions:
1. It’s one session at a time on your way to your new world view
2. Cliff hangers are valuable moments; do not waste the moment by rushing through it.
3. Each plateau will have new meaning on your way to your ultimate goal.
4. Remember this is your fantasy. Make the most of it.
5. You missed your last session, too. So I met you halfway.
6. You’re going to be disappointed, as you usually are, when you reach the top; let’s talk about it now.
7. Discount sessions? Are you crazy? Do you know what this place costs me?
8. I was a guru. The couch works better.
9. You about to fall off this cliff. Come rest – let your life flash before your very eyes in comfort.
10. Do not be afraid. Here on this couch is where we truly discover the true meaning of life.
Lots of fun.
Randy
1. It’s one session at a time on your way to your new world view
2. Cliff hangers are valuable moments; do not waste the moment by rushing through it.
3. Each plateau will have new meaning on your way to your ultimate goal.
4. Remember this is your fantasy. Make the most of it.
5. You missed your last session, too. So I met you halfway.
6. You’re going to be disappointed, as you usually are, when you reach the top; let’s talk about it now.
7. Discount sessions? Are you crazy? Do you know what this place costs me?
8. I was a guru. The couch works better.
9. You about to fall off this cliff. Come rest – let your life flash before your very eyes in comfort.
10. Do not be afraid. Here on this couch is where we truly discover the true meaning of life.
Lots of fun.
Randy
Sorry rich. It printed twice without my realizing. Please delete the second copy and delete this message. Thanks, Randy.
Or maybe it printed twice at it echoed off the cliffs…
yeah. echo.
wait. I meant that heights make me see double.
These are hard! I usually LOVE caption contests. I will put on my thinking cap….
put on the black one with pink lace. that’s my favorite.
Have you been peeking in my windows again???? 🙂
thanks miss. please put that on the new yorker site.
oh, i’m an idiot. i thought that was your caption! no no. not peeking in windows. planted cameras this time.
Hahaha! I wondered! Too funny…Cameras? Wow. You are good… 🙂
according to the tape, you’re rather good too. 🙂
Whoa. I better start pulling the drapes! 🙂
you go right ahead and pretend that will help.
Hahaha! You are scaring me now…. 🙂 Too funny!
thanks miss. have a great day. and smile for the camera.
“oh, hey dude! Are you here, like, seeking wisdom? Sit upon my couch and I’ll, like, make you wise.”
thanks miss. please enter that at the new yorker.
I did.
now you’re even more special than you already were.
“What? You were expecting a burning bush right? Yeah, get that all the time!”
thanks miss. now go enter that at the new yorker.
🙂
Take a seat for a comfortable journey back.
Rich …. I need the link to your post about why you will never be Freshly Pressed.
https://brainsnorts.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/top-10-reasons-why-i-will-never-be-freshly-pressed/
I submitted on one of these but alas did not hear from the NYorker. Funny, I thought I came up with brilliance. :). I am following you, Rich, but I’m not getting alerts about your posts! I must report to the WP Happiness Engineers because you remind me about this and sooner or later, as writers, wouldn’t we all love to be published (even one line) in the New Yorker???!!
how or where are you looking for alerts about my posts? e-mail or through WP where you see a list of the blog posts from the people you follow?
Well, life is full of ups and downs.
great. please enter that with the new yorker.
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“Lie down and tell me all about it!”
Thanks. Sorry you Brits can’t enter the contest.
‘So….tell me…why do you feel the need to climb this mountain?’
Thanks. Sorry to say it seems you must live in America to enter the contest. No clue why.
well that sucks….
Sure do. Sorry.