Orange is the New Black: A Thanksgiving Tale

You can get anything you want At Alice’s Restaurant. Walk right in, it’s around the back Just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want At Alice’s Restaurant.      –  Arlo Guthrie If you know the song, you’ll eventually understand. 1. _______________ This is a first and only…

My Top 10 (bad) Hurricane Sandy “Tweets”

(from my annoying facebook page during the storm) some of this will not be funny unless you watched CNN’s storm coverage. (click on the picture above) 1. Hurricane Sandy makes landfall in AC but 99% of CNN staff in Battery Park, NY. Thanks Ali Velshi fo’ representin’ AC. Go Ali. it’s your birthday. Go Ali.…

To Be, or Not to Be, on the Beach

This is the place next door, where Jimmy lives.  Jimmy has a flag.  His flag tells me if it’s okay to go to the beach.  Lemme explain. In the lower middle/right of the picture above is the beach.  Upper left with the yellow circle is my place.  Between is my path to the beach, about…