So, like last time, you can put your caption here as a comment. But better yet is to click on the picture, go to the New Yorker magazine website, and enter your caption in their contest.
Harry, I already looked. There aren’t any spells for “shrinkage.”
It’s a combination of Harry Potter and Seinfeld, so it might mean nothing to you unless you’ve seen enough of both.
Meanwhile, get on with your creative bad self and come up with a caption. You can’t win if you don’t enter.
brainsnorts inc. 
“Shut up woman, you’re distracting me.”
ooooooh!
*giggles* It was the only thing that popped into my head. Saw the email alert for your blog post come in and thought “Shut up email! You’re distracting me!”
oops. my bad.
“Stan – do you really have to journal about our shrinkage problem NOW?”
thanks miss!! for some reason, the name “stan” always seems right for these kinds of things.
haha! I know.. all those poor Stan’s out there…
“Talk about male obsession with size”
oh dear. yes, yes, we do have that problem.
“When I said you should write the next big novel, I didn’t mean literally.”
very good, sir. thanks.
“No Michael, what your publisher actually said was that your story needed a bigger hook!”.
now get over to the new yorker site and enter that.
I just looked at the rules, unfortunately you have to be a US or Canada resident to enter and I’m the UK! Ah well, I don’t mind if someone else wants to use this one – in fact I would be honoured! All I ask in return is eternal gratitude.
aww. didn’t know. they can’t stop you from entering though, just – because.
Yeah yeah, I know Phil, you can’t explain it, you have to use big words now…
atta girl. now get to the new yorker site and enter that.
My goal was to put a little smirk on your face. I never liked participating in contests much – I woke up with a story for Gillian’s anthology post – seeing how it goes cuz I’ve never done a 5k word story.
Good idea. Mission accomplished.
That book is the biggest thing in your life!
good one. now get to the new yorker site and enter that.
This tickled me to pieces. 🙂
i’ll get some glue.
Giggle.
Why is it that little men feel the need to write such big stories?
short man’s complex! thanks, now go to the new yorker site and enter that.
Will do!
Google is a heck of lot easier.
well done. interesting game last night, reds vs. tigers.
Big ouch last night. Reds pen is the best in baseball, yet had two meltdowns in a week.
questionable call on that tiger batter getting hit with the pitch. they said it brushed his uniform, but they only showed one quick replay.
Even with that call, they shouldn’t have blown a 4-run lead.
yup. that was just one run.
Even with that call, they shouldn’t have blown a 4-run lead. Interestingly, if the Reds would have tied it, the bullpen was already stretched, thus not list.
darling…can’t your E.D. journal wait until AFTER? I didn’t mean to say size doesn’t matter….really. But is such a biiiiiiiig book!
an Ed journal! oh dear. thanks, and go to the new yorker site to submit that. great. thanks again.
never tried. what do you have to do? sign up? i’m not a signer upper. and thanks.
just takes an e-mail address to sign up.
ok…i’ll give it a go. thanks rich
*mumbles under his breath* not the biggest huh? I’ll show her the biggest …..
I’ll interpret that as I wish…
😉 nice interpretation
Inspired by you.
“Are you sure you said sloth? I can only find slut in this big book”
i enjoy anything that uses “slut.” 😉
“Yes love, another tall tale in progress.”
“badum-bum tishhhh”
I know…it’s pretty cheesy but it’s all I’ve got. hahaha
hey, it works.
“I think that you’re taking the Vicar’s sermon about writing in the Great Book of Life much too literally, George.”
Incredibly inventive… And hilarious!
thanks. and i’m sure your entry would be also. consider submitting one.
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“Honey, after you finish writing my shopping list please make sure we have enough space in the car for everything!”
Honey… why can’t you just get glasses like a normal person?
Thanks. That makes a lot of sense.