50/50 – A toss up

There was likely a moment, and a table, at which sat writer Will Reiser and producers at Summit Entertainment, and someone had to say, “It’s about a guy whose girlfriend cheats on him, his father has Alzheimer’s, and he gets cancer.”  And at some point, someone else had to lean forward in a chair, maybe…

Your Weekend Horoscopes 2/2

Aries Someone will try to scam you.  Send me $50 and I’ll tell you who. ______________________________________ Taurus Good time to make that confession to your spouse. Relax.  His/hers will be waaaaay worse. ______________________________________ Gemini  Know what it means to “cauterize” a wound? Better look it up. Quickly. ______________________________________ Cancer I’ve never seen fingernails ripped out…

Your Weekend Horoscopes 1/26

Aries That cigarette you’re holding will finally be your last one, but it’s not because you’re quitting. ______________________________________ Taurus At least you’ll still have the other two children. ______________________________________ Gemini  Sorry, but statistically, someone has to drown. ______________________________________ Cancer For your whole life you’ve called her “Mom.” That’s about to change. ______________________________________ Leo “What goes up must…

Your Weekly Horoscopes – 1/18

Aries Good news: Your loneliness is about to end. Bad news: They’ll have badges. ______________________________________ Taurus Don’t buy those new socks just yet.  Something important is approaching, and you might only need half as many. ______________________________________ Gemini Like swimming?  So do sharks.  Just saying. ______________________________________ Cancer Don’t even bother.  You’re so fucked. ______________________________________ Leo You’re…

non-smokers’ rights

another post that you never saw because it was from four years ago.  ish. i don’t mind if people smoke. it’s a right that you have, and i would not do anything to take it away from anyone provided that they’re not in my home and they’re not in a place where i am unable to leave, like…